Archive for July, 2005

Not A Moment To Lose

Jul 29, 2005 in Avengers, What Were They Thinking

On slow days, The Avengers would slip roofies in Wanda’s cola and take turns playing “hide the enchanted mace”.

Please note our silver-hair speedster, about to cop a feel on his own sister

Peitro, you are one sick bastard.

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Go On, Touch It.

Jul 29, 2005 in Avengers, What Were They Thinking

Years from now, in therapy, little Timmy would break down sobbing about the day a Norse God came to school and made him “touch his mighty hammer.”

The eager-beaver who’s next in line is probably Rick “body slave” Jones.

Look at Cap, watching and waiting to join in!

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The Vision and Scarlet Witch Get Freaky!

Jul 29, 2005 in Avengers, What Were They Thinking

Little known fact – during their marriage, Wanda and The Vision were into bondage… and other things.

“Strike at number Two”, eh?

Freaaaak-ay.

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Um, Mr. Man-Bat, Sir?

Jul 28, 2005 in Batman, What Were They Thinking

Gee, Man-Bat…

If you’re so concerned about your child’s welfare, then maybe you
shouldn’t be flying around with him unsecured like that?

One sharp turn and it’s bye-bye baby.

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Daredevil’s Not The Only Blind Man in the MU!

Jul 28, 2005 in Avengers, The Hulk, What Were They Thinking

Why is Starfox asking a blond man about green hair? Doesn’t that seem… odd?

To put it in context, the colorist apparantly “forgot” that Doc Samson has green hair… but only for that one page, except for the last panel, when he “remembered”.

Sigh.

Context kills the funny.

EDIT: Forgot to mention one other amusing fact.

See that pipe?

It’s ONLY in that panel.

I didn’t know Leifeld drew The Avengers back then!

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Bat Arresting Development.

Jul 28, 2005 in Batman, What Were They Thinking

So what’s the difference between regular arrest and bat-arrest, you ask?

Bat-arrest has a mandatory cavity search.

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Now You’re Just Making Stuff Up, Batman!

Jul 27, 2005 in Batman, What Were They Thinking

“A Penguin Never Forgets” is an “old saying”, is it?

Methinks someone’s been huffing the Bat-spray paint…

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WHO Says This, Exactly?

Jul 27, 2005 in Avengers, What Were They Thinking

Okay Peitro, find me ONE PERSON who says that.

I mean, it doesn’t even make SENSE.

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Ah, “Relevant” Comics!

Jul 27, 2005 in Avengers, Racism, What Were They Thinking

Such… realistic dialogue, don’t you think?

The best part is the follow up, where Monica Lynn is shocked that the Black Panther is indeed, black.

Wow, the king of an African Nation that has never been conquered is black. What are the odds?

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Seriously. I Would Have Killed Him Too.

Jul 26, 2005 in Avengers, What Were They Thinking

That’s right Wanda.

Now go bake me a pie, woman!

And people wonder why she singled out Clint Barton…

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