Please tell me it’s not just me seeing this.

…if you had friends like these:

Don’t worry though, Kal-El knows how to cover his tracks!

I love Mr. America. He’s one of the first openly gay heroes.

And I’m not just saying that because of the bad dye job he’s sporting below:

Stop smirking! He and Tubby Watts had a pure relationship. At least the man he shared a bed with was a consenting adult, unlike some vigilantes I could mention!

Plus, it’s nice to see a super-hero chubby chaser, isn’t it?

You almost have to admire the ego that would drive a man to do this:

That’s not all, folks. Here’s the cherry on the sundae:

I’m starting to think Superman may have the world’s smallest dingaling.

Yeah, that’s a wise comment to make in earshot of an amazon who can snap you like a twig.

“Shivering Shafts”? That wouldn’t be a problem if you and Dick wore a little more clothing.

Looks like he wasn’t just raised on a farm, but in the barn!

If you really look hard you can see the sound effect that indicates Jonathan and Martha Kent rolling over in their graves.

Okay, bear with me here.

There’s a bunch of weird teens with weird powers causing chaos in the area. The police call in the Army for help (in case they’re Commie spies, of course). You and another soldier charge one of them from opposite directions…

…headfirst?

The way I figure it, they had to be basically charging her butt/crotch respectively.

Which raises an interesting question – does Tinya feel any sensations at all as a Phantom?

That and, did those two get kicked out of the army thanks to her outing them?

Why?

Because it’s set in Gay City.

What do we know about Gay City?

Well, we know that there’s a strange malady that seems incurable.

We also know that it’s no place for a woman.

Superman’s excited. Wonder why?

Ah. Up for a wee bit of R&R I suppose.

I wonder if he’s a top or a bottom…

Hey neat! Superman took time out of his busy schedule to appear on a radio gameshow!

Sadly, while making said appearance, Lex Luthor broke jail and nuked Metropolis.

The moral of the story?

Manage your time better.

Circa Action Comics #265.

Oh my.

Still, flying around in that skirt, it was bound to happen.