Clark’s New Career.
May 31, 2006 in Sexuality, Superman, What Were They Thinking
Clark Kent: Male Prostitute.
I do have more FF. Have to upload it.
Archive for May, 2006
Let’s Be PC.
May 30, 2006 in Fantastic Four, Politics, Racism, What Were They Thinking
One I like to call “When Comics and Politics Clash!”
Thank G-d this didn’t last.
Have You Ever Wondered…
May 26, 2006 in What Were They Thinking
…just how Richie got so Rich?
Now the truth can be told
Wow. Sign me up!
Two Unknown “Fantastic Facts”.
May 25, 2006 in Fantastic Four, What Were They Thinking
Unknown Fact About the Watcher!
He’s Christian.
That, or a dirty hippie.
Unknown Fact About Ben Grim:
See the one power he doesn’t have:
Bowel control.
Johnny Storm’s a Playa
May 24, 2006 in Fantastic Four, Sexism, What Were They Thinking
He even hits on his girlfriend’s sister.
Don’t believe me?
The old “ran out of gas” ploy, eh?
But wait, there’s more!
Check out the “Parka” that just happens to leave Medusa’s entire lower body exposed to the elements.
I bet Reed invented it.
“It’s not like women need to keep warm! Stop being such a female!â€
Doom and Reed Have Much in Common.
May 23, 2006 in Fantastic Four, Sexism, What Were They Thinking
For one thing, they both have a rather low opinion of the opposite sex.
A Reoccurring WWTT Theme
May 22, 2006 in Fantastic Four, Parenting, What Were They Thinking
Sue’s really not bright.
Why do I say this now?
She keeps leaving her infant with a blind woman.
No offense to the visually impaired, but that’s not right.
“More Hot Buns?”
May 19, 2006 in Fantastic Four, Sexism, What Were They Thinking
“Not in front of my sister, Crystal!”
Actually, the real gem is “Every girl can be domestic, Johnny… when it matters.”
Gag.
Also, what are the odds that an Inhuman girl who’s never been part of mainstream society is going to know how to make buns?
Sue Knows Her Place II
May 18, 2006 in Fantastic Four, Female Drinking Game, Sexism, What Were They Thinking
Reed likes ‘em butch, I guess.
<i>Edit: Counting this one for the “female” drinking game</i>
I Need To Apologize.
May 17, 2006 in Fantastic Four, Female Drinking Game, Sexism, What Were They Thinking
Not to you, dear readers, but to Roy Thomas.
Yes, Roy Thomas, whose Avengers run I have repeatedly slammed as being one of the most sexist things Ive ever read.
In his FF run, it is Roy Thomas who developed Sue Richards into more than just the woman Reed Richards yells at. He turned her into a multifaceted character, especially for the time.
That said, I did find one example of the Roy Thomas I knew and loved from Earths Mightiest Heroes.
Because when youre being sent into space by an anti-gravity disk, the last thing you want is cooties.