The people of Earth finally wise up and evict Superman. Ironically, it wasn’t another mass-murder spree that did it or an attempt at Word Domination.

Nope.

“We didn’t mind when you were playing cruel practical jokes and out-and-out killing us, but when you mess with our physically appearance? That crosses the line, mister!”

Sorry guys, crazy morning. Didn’t mean to post this five hours later than usual.

More fun with Superman and World Domination!

Is it symbolic that he’s destroying everything but the US first?

….doesn’t need any stinkin’ United Nations.

That’s from Action 381, as opposed to Action 311, the last time he made himself king of the world (seen here yesterday).

It was better the first time. Mostly because of that funky hat.

The next step after putting the hurt on Kruschef and Kennedy?

Simple:

As you can see by his hat, he’s also the Pope.

That’s telling them.

I’ve always wondered what nuclear winter’d be like.

Am I the only one who’s never heard this terminology?

Red with rage, yes.

Green with envy, okay.

But black with hatred?

Anyone?

As any Superman geek worth his or her salt knows that throughout his career people with the initials LL have figured importantly in his life.

Sometimes, it even got noted on panel:

Three female love interests and… one male? It’s a stretch too, what with Lightning Lad being a code name instead of a name. It makes you wonder why Garth is mixed in with the others, unless he was a love interest too.

And can he shoot electricity out of everywhere?

I want a T-shirt with that on it.

Still, “Bobbing for Manhood” seems a bit kinky to me.

Okay, so any idiot knows that sound doesn’t travel in a vacuum, right?

Not the idiots at DC, it seems:

The heck?

Anyone hae any ideas how this would work?

Why?

He has made me see Luke Cage and Danny Rand in a new light.

That is an old married couple if ever I’ve seen one.

I suppose it would take a “thing unto iron” to do the trick with steel hard skin, right?

And now for some mental floss.