As we all know, young Bruce Wayne vowed to fight a never-ending battle against crime to avenge the senseless murder of his parents. He gave up everything to become a relentless force against crime. A never-resting champion of the weak and defenseless, and scourge of criminals everywhere.
Unless, of course, he doesn’t feel like it.
“Gosh Batman, it sure is interesting how the crime rate goes up every Labor Day Weekend.”
“Shut up and row, or it’s back to the orphanage with you.”
