A Look at Some Odd Moments in Some Old Comics
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Jun 26, 2009 in Justice League, Martian Manhunter, Martian Powers Drinking Game, Odd Powers, What Were They Thinking
In a JLA story that begins with Hal being knocked out (yet again), the League must learn the contents of a map. J’onn has an idea!
Jun 25, 2009 in Bad Science, Martian Manhunter, Martian Powers Drinking Game, Odd Powers, What Were They Thinking
Most people have memories. Not J’onn
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Jan 26, 2009 in Female Drinking Game, Martian Manhunter, Sexism, Superman, What Were They Thinking
Hmmm.
Sadly, the next panel does not feature Superman getting kicked in the nuts.
Jan 19, 2009 in Martian Manhunter, Martian Powers Drinking Game, What Were They Thinking
“Hey Rocky! Wanna see me pull a power out of this hat?”
Take a shot.
Nov 07, 2008 in Bad Science, Justice League, Martian Manhunter, Sexism, What Were They Thinking, Wonder Woman
Wonder Woman and the Martian Manhunter are trying to turn off a doomsday device with no visible off mechanism.
Wonder Woman has an idea!
This makes as much sense as anything, I suppose. How to get to it, though?
“Good girl!”? What is she, a puppy? She just saved the world while you sat on your Martian ass.
Of course, the real reason I posted it is for this:
Oh. Oh my.
Oct 30, 2008 in Aquaman, Bad Science, Green Lantern, Justice League, Martian Manhunter, What Were They Thinking
Dear Gardener Fox,
You do know that the Jet Stream is not an actual stream, yes?
So lightning can turn the jet stream into water, and then it stays in the air?
Oct 14, 2008 in Bad Science, Martian Manhunter, Martian Powers Drinking Game, Odd Powers, What Were They Thinking
I love you, Silver Age Justice League of America, but my liver hates you.
New power: Martian Molecular Transmutation. Gosh, that would sure come in handy any of the 3,000 other times he can’t get to a bad guy because of fire (like here). Just change the oxygen content of the air.
Bonus points because he’s using it so he can defeat a bad guy… MAGNETICALLY!
I do so love comics.
May 22, 2008 in Martian Manhunter, What Were They Thinking
J’onn has to be the worst undercover man in the history of crime fighting.
“…Oh crap. I said the loud part quiet and the quiet part loud”
May 16, 2008 in Martian Manhunter, Racism, What Were They Thinking
Detective John Jones is tracking a criminal to Africa, which we all know is just a giant jungle with no cities or anything. Circumstances force him to use his powers, but there’s a catch!
With J’onn’s previously seen abilities of shape-shifting or even simple invisibility (which he used to stay under the radar in his earliest adventures), surely J’onn will have a humdinger of a disguise, right?
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Yes, because G-d forbid he become an African. I guess he can only shape shift into white people?
Does “Martian Racism” count as a power? Maybe “Martian Political Incorrectness”?
May 15, 2008 in Martian Manhunter, Puns, What Were They Thinking
Did you know that J’onn had a brother?
Guess his name. G’wan (no, that isn’t it), guess!
groan
While this is not, technically, a Martian power, the lameness of the pun fills me with the desire for said shot. Join me, won’t you?
And now I have “It’s not Unusual” stuck in my head.