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The ACLU Hates Superman

The JLA supervillian The Key has one of the worst costumes and least threatening names of any bad guy out there. Yet several times he does a pretty good job of almost beating the JLA. Like in issue #63.

You think I’m joking about the ACLU hating Superman, but then we jump a few decades later to issue #110!

I love how The Key is complaining that the judge was too lenient.

Least Threatening Threat Ever?

Comic book toughs spout some of the oddest lines.

The dramatic pauses make it seem like the bad guy caught himself.

“We’ll make him hard…(oh damn…that sounded kinda sissy. Quick! redeem it!)..and flat (like on his back? DAMN! Okay, still time to save this…) like a board! (there we go).”

Also?

What the heck are “pands”?