I was going to save this for the Holiday Season, but it’s too good to pass up The moral of the story? Never, ever give a Dark Detective a lump of coal. Ever.
And today, a rare follow up to not one, but two scans. Remember when Zatanna and Supergirl were fighting over the same guy? Well, it looks like Kara got tall, hairy, and smelly. Fortunately, Zatanna met someone else a few years later. Remember the fellow from yesterday’s post? They hooked up: Yes, that is […]
It’s the JLA vs a very well-endowed demon. This one can’t be blamed on the innocence of early comics, gang. It’s from right before the Detroit era, early 80’s. I have no idea how this got past editorial. Edit: From JLA # 225.
Forget Parallax, here’s the real reason Hal destroyed Coast City: Mind wipes – you just can’t trust them. Besides, isn’t wiping your own mind like performing brain surgery on yourself? (Also, because I am a Very Bad Person, I always hum “Gonna Wash That Man Right Out of my Hair” when I think of […]
This one just bugs me. 1) Why is Batman Scuba Diving in a cape? Why not just put on chains? Fabric gets HEAVY when it’s wet. Plus, there’s the issue of aquadynamics. 2) Killer whales don’t eat humans. Period. Sorry, no funny today. Just stupid.
Okay, we’ll give you action. So, is anyone surprised that Bruce likes it rough? Didn’t think so.
Poor Bruce. With his young, male sidekick out of town, he’s not getting any action. My heart bleeds!
“Oh, it’s just a routine rub-out” – yes, that’s right Bruce, and Thomas and Martha Wayne were just victims of a routine mugging. You dick. I bet Whitey Marsh Junior is going to grow up to avenge his father… Unless, you know, it’s the Holidays. PS: Who the heck is “Batam”? Gordon’s been hitting the […]
“Gosharoonie Comish, I’d love to fulfill the vow I made on my parent’s grave, but Macy’s is having a sale!”
Ever wonder what smacking an Avenger on the boobs would sound like? “boont” It’s official, boobs go “boont”.
Well then, by all means, come back tomorrow! Jarvis does a good job of keeping out the riff-raff, don’t you think?
Prince Namor’s kinda frisky, ain’t he? Who says men aren’t into foreplay?
Am I the only one who gets strange mental images from the idea of Batman “flitting”? I thought so. G-d, I need help.
On slow days, The Avengers would slip roofies in Wanda’s cola and take turns playing “hide the enchanted mace”. Please note our silver-hair speedster, about to cop a feel on his own sister Peitro, you are one sick bastard.
Years from now, in therapy, little Timmy would break down sobbing about the day a Norse God came to school and made him “touch his mighty hammer.” The eager-beaver who’s next in line is probably Rick “body slave” Jones. Look at Cap, watching and waiting to join in!
Little known fact – during their marriage, Wanda and The Vision were into bondage… and other things. “Strike at number Two”, eh? Freaaaak-ay.
Gee, Man-Bat… If you’re so concerned about your child’s welfare, then maybe you shouldn’t be flying around with him unsecured like that? One sharp turn and it’s bye-bye baby.
Why is Starfox asking a blond man about green hair? Doesn’t that seem… odd? To put it in context, the colorist apparently “forgot” that Doc Samson has green hair… but only for that one page, except for the last panel, when he “remembered”. Sigh. Context kills the funny. EDIT: Forgot to mention one other amusing […]
So what’s the difference between regular arrest and bat-arrest, you ask? Bat-arrest has a mandatory cavity search.
Such… realistic dialogue, don’t you think? The best part is the follow up, where Monica Lynn is shocked that the Black Panther is indeed, black. Wow, the king of an African Nation that has never been conquered is black. What are the odds?
“A Penguin Never Forgets” is an “old saying”, is it? Methinks someone’s been huffing the Bat-spray paint…
That’s right Wanda. Now go bake me a pie, woman! And people wonder why she singled out Clint Barton.
I wouldn’t be that smug and flippant with someone who could hurl hex bolts, myself.
That Rick Jones, what a cool character. A teenage boy who hangs out with men in spandex (or torn purple pants, in the Hulk’s case). Yes, I don’t think there’s a hero in the MU who hasn’t spent “quality time” with ol’ Rick. Even the bad guys know about Rick’s reputation and can’t resist taking […]
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