“I must have you Tony!” “At least let me get a can opener first, man!”
What disturbs me the most here is that the rest of the Avengers don’t seem to blink an eye at the fact that Cap apparently has young boys over to the mansion a lot.
“Cap, are you SURE this is how you always trained with Bucky?”
I give you one of the original Masters of Evil and arch-foe of the Invincible Iron Man, The Melter. Yes, run! Run from The Melter, the man with the corrosive pee!
Here we see Rex Mason in his abortive costume from his first appearance. With talk like that, is it any wonder Sapphire Stagg fell for him.?
Hmmm… I have a hard time believing that either Zatanna or Supergirl are that hard up for a date.
Ah for the days of the Satellite Era JLA! The camaraderie, the annual JSA/JLA team-ups, the roaring fireplace. Wait… The roaring fireplace? What kind of idiots would put a fireplace on a space-station? You just know one of the characters who can survive in space unaided dreamed this up, like Superman or J’onn. “Oh I […]
Poor Richard Dragon. Batman gets The Joker, Two-Face, and Ras Al Gul. Superman gets Lex Luthor, Metallo, and the Parasite. Who does Richard get? Better watch out Richard, or he’ll muss that perfect hair of yours!
Iron Man needs to learn to watch where he puts his hands: When called on his behavior, the Golden Avenger responded that Hawkeye was “asking for it. He was dressed like a little himbo, so I gave him what he wanted.” Hawkeye was severely punished for his actions.
While I’m thinking about it, was anyone else creeped out by the original, Pre-Crisis Black Canary/Green Arrow relationship? Dinah Sr loses her husband and comes to Earth-1, where Green Arrow starts pursuing her (and for a bit, so did Batman). Eventually, they get together – but then SHE dies and is replaced by her previously-not-known-to-exist […]
So, Batman’s gay, is he? Tell that to Dinah Lance Sr. Imagine if it had all worked out. Anytime Batman got too overbearing, Dinah Jr. would yell “Just because you married my mom doesn’t mean you get to boss me around!” Except, wait – Dinah Senior turns out to actually be Dinah Junior. That’s actually […]
Bruce Wayne has just walked in on Green Arrow sucking face with his secretary (a common problem in old comics, it seemns). What follows is NOT an example of Batman being a jerk, but reading this, I was struck by what a cool/accurate prediction it was. Why? Because after BC dumps Ollie, he DOES end […]
You’d be paralyzed too if Batman just got down on all fours and sniffed your crotch.
Ladies and gentlemen, without further delay, I give you The Avenging Son of Atlantis and his Mighty Torpedo: The next panel, Namor shouts , It….yields! Really. No joke. I need more Namor scans.
That’s right Commissioner! Who needs DNA? Leave him alone in a room with some of your men for a few hours and your “police instinct” will continue to be seldom wrong. (To be fair, the dude WAS guilty but it took Batman AND GL to figure it out).
“Sigh. If only a big strong MAN could come and save me!” Roy Thomas folks, he’s got a million of these.
“Take him all in?” It’s okay kids, Batman’s not gay… he’s just a hippy. “You know what else is beautifull maaan…batpoons.
Looks like Aquaman came back to take Batman up on the offer to “take him all in”. I don’t want to know what that guy in the back is doing with that thing, or where he plans on putting it.
You now how everyone is always quipping about how Batman and Robin are gay? Well,Supergirl doesn’t think it’s Mr. Wayne and Mr. Grayson that they should be concerned with: “Very fond” indeed , son of Jor-El.
About to be frozen by an enemy and is Hank scared? Nope. In fact, he’s turned on. “Slip beneath my costume” indeed.
Man, I wish I could get me some “batpoon”.
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