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Rick Jones: Ugly American.

That’s right Rick! Because if they don’t speak English, they’re not civilized!

The filthy savages…

Check out Cap and Rick’s poses. Apparently, the way to scare of a leopard is to have your teen sidekick dry hump you.

“Scaring the leopard”– a new euphemism from the fine folks at “What Were They Thinking”.

Rick Jones: Boy Toy!

That Rick Jones, what a cool character. A teenage boy who hangs out with men in spandex (or torn purple pants, in the Hulk’s case). Yes, I don’t think there’s a hero in the MU who hasn’t spent “quality time” with ol’ Rick.

Even the bad guys know about Rick’s reputation and can’t resist taking him for a body slave.

Still, Rick seems into it.

I guess blue is almost as studly as green.