… more crotch bulges than I ever, ever wanted to see in “Runaways” Darkhawk is HUNG, man. Ricochet isn’t a slouch either. Also, that’s far more of Julie Power than I want to see. (still one of the top five books out there though).
Really. Wow. I guess there were some things Tinya just couldn’t do for him.
Many comic fans donÂ’t know this, but before he was a mild-mannered reporter, Martha KentÂ’s little boy made a good livingÂ… as a blackmailer. He still gets checks from that particular Senator From Action comics #1.
Itâ€™s not the first time Superman casually X-rays another male and it wonâ€™t be the last, so that doesnâ€™t surprise me. The fact that Ultra Boy would rather check out Clark than Lana? Yeah, that took me by surprise.
Did no one at DC realize what these slang phrases meant. Sorry Lana honey, it looks like he only has eyes for Thom.
Did the writer and editor of Adventure Comics # 376 just not know what â€œconfirmed bachelorâ€ was a euphemism for? Or is Reep the first DC hero to ever come out on panel?
â€œHmmmâ€¦ you look great in my Superboy costume!â€ How narcissistic is it to have the hots for someone cosplaying as yourself?
And just ends in all kinds of wrongâ€¦ Although it does explain how Rok went so long without noticing Night Girlâ€¦
They refuse to set foot in the US until they can get married like any other couple in love!
Maybe heâ€™s just not into girls? Interesting hypothesis, Lana! Let’s test it: So how does Clark react, you ask? Oh geeze. Listen, Clark, amigo â€“ when they want you to kiss them, that means you donâ€™t have to knock them out first.
“Take him all in?” It’s okay kids, Batman’s not gay… he’s just a hippy. “You know what else is beautifull maaan…batpoons.
Looks like Aquaman came back to take Batman up on the offer to “take him all in”. I don’t want to know what that guy in the back is doing with that thing, or where he plans on putting it.
You now how everyone is always quipping about how Batman and Robin are gay? Well,Supergirl doesn’t think it’s Mr. Wayne and Mr. Grayson that they should be concerned with: “Very fond” indeed , son of Jor-El.
About to be frozen by an enemy and is Hank scared? Nope. In fact, he’s turned on. “Slip beneath my costume” indeed.
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