While GL 53 gets jeers for giving us Hal Jordan: Insurance Adjuster, it also brings back one of my favorite characters – psycho Sue! For those who don’t recall, Sue was a reporter who thought Hal’s brother Jim was Green Lantern. If that sounds familiar, it’s because she was essentially the Silver Age Lois Lane […]
The below character has long been the butt of jokes in the comic book industry (indeed, I just did it myself). I think just about everyone has done it, most famously Grant Morrison. Yes, you guessed it…
Post Gargy, Tex became obsessed with a mysterious lady spy, Miss X (Original, isn’t it?). He decides to hunt her down, because stalking is romantic.
Lois Lane, poster child for Strong Women:
In 197 Catwoman decides to become a hero, out of jealousy basically.
This is not the first comic to feature this sort of antagonist, but I confess a weak spot for them:
Anyone remember Gwen’s cousin Jill? They brought her in during Byrne’s run, where she was constantly making eyes at Peter, her new best friend’s husband. She wasn’t subtle about it either. She spends a blackout with Peter in an otherwise forgettable issue, culminating in this: A question to my readers who have been in long-term […]
MJ died last issue. Let’s check in on Peter and see how he’s making out. Ah. With a minor, that’s how. Someone hide Julie Power. Amazing volume 2 number 14 is a pretty disturbing comic wherein Mattie Franklin goes from “annoying” to “stalker” As bad as the cover is, the inside is worse Gyah! That […]
?is Peter Parker a dick, or is Deb Whitman a creepy stalker? She leaves him passed out on her couch for fourteen hours, rather than taking him to a hospital. She instead goes out and books tickets to a Broadway show, then prepeares a small feast. He doesn’t blink and just wanders out. Readers?
I know Secretaries are expected to have good phone skills, but this borders on the paranormal: She recognizes the sound of Doc Ock’s arms hanging telephone receiver up? Damn. Posting from Vagablog. Looks like the latest version of WordPress un-broke Vagablog and Hblogger. Yay.
No-one is immune to Peter Parker’s Spider-Charm! I love the look on Reed’s face in the background. “Hussy.”
…and they bring the misogyny from their own title with them. Seriously, I’ve already read over a hundred issues of Daredevil and have found a handful of panels. But man, put the FF in an issue and you get not one, but two panels about women. Sorry, I mean “females”. “Oh it’s true Mr. Nelson. […]
It seems according to DC, a liberated woman is someone who breaks into your house and cooks you dinner, apron and all. Of course this is to apologize for being mad at you for talking to another woman. Oh, and you’re totally not a couple. Where I come from, we call those stalkers.
“Oh Dear G-d! I’m a horrible caricature of a woman! A nosy shrew who spends all her time scheming to entrap the world’s greatest hero into marrying me by exposing his secret identity and blackmailing him! I’m a creepy stalker! Noooooo!!!!”
Did no one at DC realize what these slang phrases meant. Sorry Lana honey, it looks like he only has eyes for Thom.
Why is Braniac 5 watching two Legionnaires that are on leave? In their undies? With no indication that they are aware heâ€™s watching them? Superboy, you shouldnâ€™t be worried about it getting him â€œdownâ€â€¦
Nothing I say here can top whatever way youâ€™ve all completed these scene in your heads, I guarantee it.
For those who donâ€™t know about Night Girl, sheâ€™s this borderline creepy stalker member of the Legion of Substitute Heroes who begged and whined till her daddy gave her superpowers so she could come to Earth, join the Legion, and have Cosmic Boy fall in love with her. Really. Thatâ€™s her origin. She also had […]
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