Archive for the 'Superman' Category

Typo’s Best: For A Good Time, Come To Gay City!

Mar 07, 2010 in Bad Science, Gay City!, Lois Lane, Sexism, Sexuality, Superman, What Were They Thinking

Since Typo brought up lingual shifts yesterday, I thought this was a good time to visit Gay City.

All right, all right. I always think it’s a good time to visit Gay City.

-Site Admin Matt


Superman #7 Features what May be the Greatest Story of All Time. Why?

Because it’s set in Gay City.

What do we know about Gay City?

Well, we know that there’s a strange malady that seems incurable.

We also know that it’s no place for a woman.

Superman’s excited. Wonder why?

Ah. Up for a wee bit of R&R I suppose.

I wonder if he’s a top or a bottom…

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Superman Used To Be Tougher with Suspects

Mar 02, 2010 in Superman, What Were They Thinking

In World’s Finest #2, Superman scares a confession out of a bad guy in a very Batman-esque way.
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Typo’s Best: Super Boogers

Feb 18, 2010 in Superman, What Were They Thinking

Site Admin Matt here. The visual on this post from April 2006 made me do an actual spit take. Like, I had to wipe off my monitor.

Thank goodness Superman doesn’t have a deviated septum, or he’d be listing to the side like a Macy’s Day balloon in the wind!


Quick snapshot of the story for ya: Superman’s doused with odd radiation that causes disaster whenever he touches the ground. He decides to get around this in a most inventive way:

Um, as fascinating a visual as that is, why doesn’t he just fly?

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Golden Age Lois –

Jan 19, 2010 in Lois Lane, Sexism, Superman, What Were They Thinking

-would likely think Silver Age Lois to be a wuss:
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Kryptonian Tech!

Jan 04, 2010 in Ads, Bad Science, Superman, What Were They Thinking

Witness the high-tech wonder that is Superman’s “Krypto-Ray-Gun”
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He’s Super at a Lot of Things.

Oct 22, 2009 in Bad Science, Superman, What Were They Thinking

What he’s not though, is a super-doctor.
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Oh. Oh My.

Oct 14, 2009 in Freudian Images, Superman, What Were They Thinking

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, but sometimes, it’s a GREAT BIG PAHLUS.

Woo-hoo, ride that “unusual steed”, super-cowboy.

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Superman vs Cars, Part Two!

Oct 01, 2009 in Superman, What Were They Thinking

Lighting McQueen could totally take Golden Age Superman (with prep time, anyway).

Did I mention that the only reason Superman took a sudden interest in the car accident rate was because a friend of his was hurt? I didn’t, did I? Yeah, so car accidents are fine – as long as they don’t personally impact Superman. Not exactly Mr. Proactive.
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I Usually Don’t Post This Much of a Story.

Sep 30, 2009 in Superman, What Were They Thinking

However, due to the awesomeness of this story demands that I do it. Advanced warning: There are eight full pages behind the “cut”.
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Darnit, Lois!

Sep 16, 2009 in Creepy Relationships, Stalking, Superman, What Were They Thinking

Lois Lane, poster child for Strong Women:
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