On the plus side, my other blog – techcitement.com – has been going great guns. We had over 400,00 hits on one day last week alone. So I’ve got that going for me which is awesome.

I’m hoping to get back to this site soon, with weekly posts at the very least.

Thank you for your patience.

“I’ve seen enough Hentai to know where this is going”.

I beg your patience, folks. The toddler has been doing poorly and my Far Better Half is having surgery tomorrow. If I can concentrate in the waiting room, I may have some stuff for you

As a born and raised Bronx boy, I had one of those moments with the fourth issue of the fantastic new Daredevil run (and if you are not reading this, you hate freedom).

With respect to Mark Waid, the Bronx Zoo hasn’t had their big cats in cages since I was a wee young’n. I have vague recollections of seeing the Big Cat House’s cages filled with wonderful creatures, but they’ve long since shifted to open habitats. This is, of course, what the art shows.

Amazing how one tiny caption can make me go “But… wait” but the concept of a blind ninja lawyer with radar powers is totally okay.

I have the hardest time finding any of the dialogue natural, especially the bit where he calls himself “black guy”.

Then he does it again in issue four:

How horribly cliche.

Congratulations DC: You managed to take one of the few heroes with no blackspliotation tones and turn him into one of the crowd. That’s as bad as, I dunno, deciding to make a Batman of Africa, like it’s this one tiny place or like that’s the only place that can have a black Batman.

Oh wait.

“Hey, this strange thing in the bottom of a crater looks like a hat. I think I’ll put it on!”

Because, as always in comic books, what is the worst that can happen?

Unknown fact about magnetism, folks.

It is apparently yellow.

Bonus: the next panel following:

That is so very, very kinky.

I actually heard that “needle scratching on the record” sound when I read it.

I get that saying “backside” might be too “risque”, but they couldn’t have said cheek?

In some personal news, I was woken up yesterday by a steady dripping sound. Shades of two years ago – a leak had sprung. I am now the proud owner of a kitchen with a gaping hole in it and no idea how to pay to fix it. Awesome.

Coincidentally,  you may have noticed a “donate” button on the upper right side of the site. Because no, I am not proud.

Ah, no Hal. If you have a feeling of superiority, then it actually does mean something to you.

Regardless though, what an insanely egotistical sequence.

Holy cow. 1,469 hits yesterday! We’ve been breaking a thousand lately, but wow.

Shakes fist

Curse you, Al Gore!