• Taking It Like a (Giant) Man

    “Cap, are you SURE this is how you always trained with Bucky?”

  • An Odd Burning Sensation

    I give you one of the original Masters of Evil and arch-foe of the Invincible Iron Man, The Melter. Yes, run! Run from The Melter, the man with the corrosive pee!

  • Metamorpho Knows How to Treat a Lady

    Here we see Rex Mason in his abortive costume from his first appearance. With talk like that, is it any wonder Sapphire Stagg fell for him.?

  • Hard Up Heroes

    Hmmm… I have a hard time believing that either Zatanna or Supergirl are that hard up for a date.

  • Today on Science 101

    Ah for the days of the Satellite Era JLA! The camaraderie, the annual JSA/JLA team-ups, the roaring fireplace. Wait… The roaring fireplace? What kind of idiots would put a fireplace on a space-station? You just know one of the characters who can survive in space unaided dreamed this up, like Superman or J’onn. “Oh I…

  • The Hair Crimper of DOOM!

    Poor Richard Dragon. Batman gets The Joker, Two-Face, and Ras Al Gul. Superman gets Lex Luthor, Metallo, and the Parasite. Who does Richard get? Better watch out Richard, or he’ll muss that perfect hair of yours!

  • “His Hands Were So… Cold”

    Iron Man needs to learn to watch where he puts his hands: When called on his behavior, the Golden Avenger responded that Hawkeye was “asking for it. He was dressed like a little himbo, so I gave him what he wanted.” Hawkeye was severely punished for his actions.

  • On The Topic of Dinah Lance…

    While I’m thinking about it, was anyone else creeped out by the original, Pre-Crisis Black Canary/Green Arrow relationship? Dinah Sr loses her husband and comes to Earth-1, where Green Arrow starts pursuing her (and for a bit, so did Batman). Eventually, they get together – but then SHE dies and is replaced by her previously-not-known-to-exist…

  • Batman Gay? No Way.

    So, Batman’s gay, is he? Tell that to Dinah Lance Sr. Imagine if it had all worked out. Anytime Batman got too overbearing, Dinah Jr. would yell “Just because you married my mom doesn’t mean you get to boss me around!” Except, wait – Dinah Senior turns out to actually be Dinah Junior. That’s actually…

  • The Amazing Wayne Predicts The Future!

    Bruce Wayne has just walked in on Green Arrow sucking face with his secretary (a common problem in old comics, it seemns). What follows is NOT an example of Batman being a jerk, but reading this, I was struck by what a cool/accurate prediction it was. Why? Because after BC dumps Ollie, he DOES end…

  • “She’s Paralyzed With Surprise!”

    You’d be paralyzed too if Batman just got down on all fours and sniffed your crotch.

  • Prince Namor Can Master Anything!

    Ladies and gentlemen, without further delay, I give you The Avenging Son of Atlantis and his Mighty Torpedo: The next panel, Namor shouts , It….yields! Really. No joke. I need more Namor scans.

  • CSI: Gotham.

    That’s right Commissioner! Who needs DNA? Leave him alone in a room with some of your men for a few hours and your “police instinct” will continue to be seldom wrong. (To be fair, the dude WAS guilty but it took Batman AND GL to figure it out).

  • I Think He Heard You, Bruce.

    Looks like Aquaman came back to take Batman up on the offer to “take him all in”. I don’t want to know what that guy in the back is doing with that thing, or where he plans on putting it.

  • NOW IT CAN BE TOLD!

    “Take him all in?” It’s okay kids, Batman’s not gay… he’s just a hippy. “You know what else is beautifull maaan…batpoons.

  • Math is HARD.

    “Sigh. If only a big strong MAN could come and save me!” Roy Thomas folks, he’s got a million of these.

  • You Tell Him, Supergirl

    You now how everyone is always quipping about how Batman and Robin are gay? Well,Supergirl doesn’t think it’s Mr. Wayne and Mr. Grayson that they should be concerned with: “Very fond” indeed , son of Jor-El.

  • Hank Pym is Da Pimp

    About to be frozen by an enemy and is Hank scared? Nope. In fact, he’s turned on. “Slip beneath my costume” indeed.

  • I’m Sorry, Bat-WHAT?

    Man, I wish I could get me some “batpoon”.