Two For You.
Friday, March 16th, 2007 @ 6:00 am | Superman, What Were They Thinking
Two completely unrelated Superman moments.
Sorry that this first one is so small. I went through a bad-scanning phase.
The below is a cute update of the old “faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive…” tag.
I guess after you keep upping the ante, this is what happens.
Also, the real reason Superman won’t settle down with Lois:
He’s just not a one-woman man.
Shed those outer garments baby! Yeah!
March 16th, 2007 at 6:13 am
Ah, yes. I remember well the heyday of Superman! The villains, the impossible stunts, the sexual abuse charges….Those carry me back!
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March 16th, 2007 at 11:15 am
And in unrelated news, there seems to be an outbreak of amnesia among the women of Metropolis…
March 16th, 2007 at 11:34 am
Was there a massive outbreak of mono in Metropolis after this scene?
March 16th, 2007 at 1:12 pm
Mono if they’re lucky, and don’t get something like SpaceHerpes.
March 16th, 2007 at 2:20 pm
Tonight on a very special episode of “The Bachelor”….
March 16th, 2007 at 8:24 pm
Does the one on the far left look a little… pudgy?
It looks like he has rolls of fat. Maybe he heard that kissing burns off so many calories, and this is the new ‘Super Diet’ exercise program.
March 16th, 2007 at 8:56 pm
Looks like Lois is getting “Super Sloppy Seconds” tonight!
March 17th, 2007 at 10:15 am
Super chapped lips.
March 18th, 2007 at 7:40 am
Is it bad of me to want a mini-series exploring each of the lives of these women after the kiss?
You know at least 2 of them end up becoming super-villains.
April 6th, 2007 at 2:06 am
I just can’t get over the ‘able to leap through galaxies in a single bound’ part. I haven’t done the math yet, but wouldn’t that require, like, the power of a quaxillion neutron bombs, and speeds a gazillion jillion times faster than a shooting star to pull off?
February 22nd, 2009 at 12:24 pm
They never said he did it QUICKLY. As long as you avoid gravity wells and don’t care how slowly you’re going, you’ll get there eventually because there’s nothing to arrest your momentum.