March 16, 2007 

Two For You.

Two completely unrelated Superman moments.

Sorry that this first one is so small. I went through a bad-scanning phase.

The below is a cute update of the old “faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive…” tag.

I guess after you keep upping the ante, this is what happens.

Also, the real reason Superman won’t settle down with Lois:

He’s just not a one-woman man.

Shed those outer garments baby! Yeah!


  • http://comixbearbarecomix.blogspot.com/ Mark Phillips

    Ah, yes. I remember well the heyday of Superman! The villains, the impossible stunts, the sexual abuse charges….Those carry me back!

    http://comixbearbarecomix.blogspot.com/

  • Richard Daley

    And in unrelated news, there seems to be an outbreak of amnesia among the women of Metropolis…

  • Russ Anderson

    Was there a massive outbreak of mono in Metropolis after this scene?

  • Zeta

    Mono if they’re lucky, and don’t get something like SpaceHerpes.

  • Dierna

    Tonight on a very special episode of “The Bachelor”….

  • Lady V

    Does the one on the far left look a little… pudgy?
    It looks like he has rolls of fat. Maybe he heard that kissing burns off so many calories, and this is the new ‘Super Diet’ exercise program.

  • HellRazor

    Looks like Lois is getting “Super Sloppy Seconds” tonight!

  • Sackett

    Super chapped lips.

  • http://www.naladahc.com Nala

    Is it bad of me to want a mini-series exploring each of the lives of these women after the kiss?

    You know at least 2 of them end up becoming super-villains.

  • http://www.toonbat.deviantart.com toonbat

    I just can’t get over the ‘able to leap through galaxies in a single bound’ part. I haven’t done the math yet, but wouldn’t that require, like, the power of a quaxillion neutron bombs, and speeds a gazillion jillion times faster than a shooting star to pull off?

  • Metz77

    They never said he did it QUICKLY. As long as you avoid gravity wells and don’t care how slowly you’re going, you’ll get there eventually because there’s nothing to arrest your momentum.