Evolve! And Put Some Clothes On!

Tuesday, March 20th, 2007 @ 5:52 am | Bad Science, What Were They Thinking, Wonder Woman

From the Silver-Age Origin of Earth-2 Giganta…

“Yes! It worked!!! I have evolved this ape into a human being… and somehow given it clothing in the process!”

Ghu?

It was really weird how Wonder Woman suddenly became the adventures of Earth-2 Wonder Woman.

Not as weird as one of her arch-foes being an evolved gorilla with the body of a human, mind you. Usually DC’s evolved gorillas still look like gorillas.

Giganta is the gorilla my dreams.

Had to say it.

Odinson comics soon. Sorry it took so long. Please don’t be Thor at me.

View Comments to “Evolve! And Put Some Clothes On!”

  1. au Says:

    clothing? maaan…. EARRINGS!!!!!!!!! where the f**k did they come from???

  2. km Says:

    I do however like how they carefully explained the luxurious, straight-outta-the-beauty-shop curls by parting the ape’s top hair.

  3. Mark Phillips Says:

    I’m still wondering why an evolved gorilla would be wearing a leopard print!
    http://comixbearbarecomix.blogspot.com/

  4. Scott Haley Says:

    What–you expect an evolved gorilla to have GOOD taste?

  5. Who, me? Says:

    That first panel is supposed to be of a gorilla??? It looks more like a woman from Bulgaria!!
    Thor? Heck, I can hardly walk. (See Typolad. You’re not the only one who can do bad puns.)

  6. Charles S. Says:

    God, I think the artist never saw a gorilla in his life…

  7. au Says:

    Who, me?, you’ve never been to Bulgaria, have you?

  8. Shiai Says:

    I like how Giganta also got Michael Jackson’s nose.

  9. MacQuarrie Says:

    That’s not a gorilla, that’s an intermediate stage halfway between gorilla and supermodel.

  10. Dierna Says:

    Gorilla? Lots to chase the danged thing down, unless they stole it from a zoo.

    Machine to change a gorilla into a human? $1 million

    Changing a gorilla into a human female that magically gains clothing, earings, lush curly hair, and make-up?? Priceless…

  11. Mark Phillips Says:

    I just realized…The two chosen stages that were shown were changing from Rosie O’Donnell to Anna Nichole Smith!

    http://comixbearbarecomix.blogspot.com/

  12. Anderson Says:

    Who´s screaming that “arrrghhHH”?? The gorilla?

  13. Jenny Says:

    I think it’s the sound the machine makes when activated.

  14. Name Says:

    The ‘ARRGH’ came from Charlie Brown in the next room…after Lucy pulled the football back while CB was trying to kick it…for the umpteenth time.

  15. toonbat Says:

    Damn, this is the best “before vs after” telemarketing commercial I’ve ever seen! Where can I buy one of those gizmos, professor?

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