May 7, 2007 

A Lovely Day in Central Park.

Ever wonder what Hercules, Avenger and Lion of Olympus, does for fun?

Why, he goes for a walk in Central Park with Jarvis.

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Maybe it would be more accurate to say “they go trolling for underage boys.”

Edit: I removed the paypal code. It was messing the site up


  • Michael

    “Tell me, Matthew, dost thou enjoy gladiator movies?”

  • Who, me?

    And to think all this time I thought Hercules was a Greek god. Turns out he’s a Roman Catholic priest.

  • Matt Algren

    Michael beat me to it.

    Alternate less amusing punchline: “What do you mean, ‘put on a shirt’? I do a thousand crunches a day for these abs, and I’ll be damned if I’m not going to show them off!”

  • Kamendae

    Re: Who, me?

    Hey now, before you go baggin’ on Roman Catholic priests, “Greek god” should be quite enough… go look up some of the information on ancient Greek culture as it pertains to men and boys.

    Kam

  • http://www.myspace.com/kuragari Ian

    “Sorry Ladies, these muscle are only for little boys”

  • http://comixbearbarecomix.blogspot.com/ Comixbear

    “And now, young Matthew, I will bestow upon thee…The Gift!!!”

    http://comixbearbarecomix.blogspot.com/

  • Who, me?

    Re: Kamendae

    Kam, I was going for a laugh. “Turns out he’s a Roman Catholic priest.”, is funnier. Tragic–but funnier. And if I offended any Catholic with that joke, I apologize.

  • Kamendae

    Actually, I was too… guess we both left off the smilies.

    And I apologize to any Greek gods *I* might’ve offended. :D

    Kam

  • km

    Boy, being a Child Services worker in the Marvel U must just be really, really strange.

  • Dierna

    Jarvis, cool enough to hang out with the gods in Central Park….unlike Alfred who just sticks to Wayne Manor all day….

  • http://noeticon.blogspot.com/ Brian Cooksey

    Kamendae said:
    And I apologize to any Greek gods *I* might’ve offended.

    Thou art forgiven, mortal. ‘Twas all in jest.

  • BallShaver

    Where are Detectives Stabler and Benson when ya really need ‘em??