Alfred is a Smug Dick.

Alfred takes unfair advantage of a young lady.

Bruce seems a bit miffed, and unfairly. Not like he was going to do it himself. If he had he’d just freak out later.

Shiai

Vicki: “Mmmmmmmm…his lips are so…rubbery?”
HellRazor

“And sir…I hope you don't mind certain liberties I took with lady Vicki in your bedroom. At my age, I need to take advantage of every opportunity I can get!”
Dr. Novakaine

Does anyone find it a bit creepy that Alfred just HAPPENS to have all those materials on hand? That could get into some kinky role-playing territory right there.
Naryldor

“And his muscles so… foamy?”
http://flickr.com/photos/sedary_raymaker/ Naked Bunny with a Whip

You say that like it's a bad thing.
HellRazor

“Master Bruce, I just lied to your girlfriend and got her to give me a big french kiss!”

“Ha! Ha! Ha!”
Lemur

Vicki: “He dresses as a fetish bat and is obviously wearing a rubber mask. I – I think I'm in love.”
Dierna

Red headed reporters…gotta love em…Alfred certainly does
Dierna

Red headed reporters…gotta love em…Alfred certainly does
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