All Flash Comics #2 ends with…ew

I’m gonna end this today even if it maims me.

Okay, so forget the mystery stuff, the really messed up thing is Ann. We see her stand up for her brother throughout the comic, and that’s good but you know, there’s such a thing as taking it a bit too far.

Wait, what? Ann says in the previous chapter that she was always raised to think Roy was her dad’s son…

but now… what? What is happening here?

Before Ann can tell Roy and we can learn what’s up with that, Joe breaks Roy out, and sends him off to kill Jim Kelly. Fortunately, The Flash is lying in wait…

You have to love how Roy does a complete 180, and how everyone conveniently forgets that Kelly’s son or not, he still committed a ton of crimes.

The Flash and Kelly sprint a trap to get Joe by pretending there’s a party they will attend. Joe goes with Roy, where he is confronted by Ann, who he ties up.


Father of the year, this guy.

Finally, Kelly and Joe confront each other, and hilarity ensues.

Everyone hates Spoilers. And think about Joe’s plan for a second. He doesn’t know that Roy already knows this. What do you think his reaction would have been at that moment? I mean, think about that.

So Joe freaks out, The Flash (who is vibrating himself invisible and in the room the whole time) frees Ann, who taunts her dad, and he screams and outs himself as The Threat. Which leads to our messed up endings…

Now, personally, my reaction would be “#$%@ you, you kidnapped me. I don’t owe you squat.” Thing is, Roy’s got a funny way of taking care of Ann…

What. The. Frack.

This is what I’ve been building to all week. Keep in mind that this was a story spanning years, and this entire time, right up till the last few “hours” these two characters thought they were brother and sister. Sure, half siblings, but that’s still just an amazingly squicky ending. I don’t know about you, but my first response upon finding out that my sister was actually not my sister would not be to propose.

It’s that ending that makes this comic so worthy of spotlighting. I finished reading this and knew I couldn’t just clip that panel. I actually went back and re-read it, to build a case for WWTT-worthyness, and to lead to this utterly oddball ending.

I know it’s not technically wrong, but it’s just so… wrong.

I hope you enjoyed this week-long look.



  • Dr. Novakaine

    Hey, if you imagine they're all from Alabama, it seems better!
    (Various boos and death threats)
    All right, all right, I take it back. Alabama is…not an incestuous state.

    Roy's just about the only person who actually remembers he's a criminal and is supposed to serve out a jail sentence. Bizarre moral implications, there. “If you're stuck in a convoluted plot, be on the bad end of a Xanatos Roulette and people will forgive you of everything instantly!”

  • Dierna

    Incest is the best cuz it's family!

    Seriously tho…..he even goes as far as proposing to the girl he thought up till a few min ago was his sister…that's all kinds of messed up. *lol*

  • http://Slayerlit.us Shiai

    This just in…James Robinson is bringing Roy Revenge back to head up the Secret Society of Super-Villains. Oh, and Roy Thomas has a theory about how he is the ancestor of the 31st Century's Radiation Roy.

  • Malecus

    I think The Threat may have been too smart for his own good. He came up with something like a half-dozen ideas for revenge, then stapled them all together in the hopes they would all work out.

    It would have been much easier if “Tough” Joe Connor had just played around with the breaks in the judge's car and made him crash.

  • http://flickr.com/photos/sedary_raymaker/ Naked Bunny with a Whip

    And that, my friends, is what made it a Golden Age!

  • http://flickr.com/photos/sedary_raymaker/ Naked Bunny with a Whip

    Heck, I've known pretty much my entire life that I was adopted, and yet I still never had the slightest urge to “y'know” with my non-biologically-related sister.

  • Michael P

    Man, no matter how many times I read it, “vibrating himself invisible” still sounds dirty.

  • http://www.hyperborea.org/journal/ Kelson

    I have to wonder if it's a holdover from the gothic novel tradition. I remember the first time I read Frankenstein, I was most disturbed not by the creature or its actions, but by the fact that the love of Frankenstein's life was his foster sister.

    Anyone who wants to read this insanity in full can find it in the Golden-Age Flash Archives Vol.2 for a lot less than it would cost to track down a copy of the original issue.

    On a related note, if Typo doesn't mind the plug, I recently obtained a copy of Flash Comics #33, with the bizarre original explanation for the Shade's powers of darkness. Believe me, it makes a lot less sense than “magic.”

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  • http://bwmedia.wordpress.com/ ShadowWing Tronix

    They later got a place next to Fate's stepmom.

  • http://freecomicsmanga.blogspot.com/ Raquel Stania

    hahahaha weird comics.

  • http://freecomicsmanga.blogspot.com/ Raquel Stania

    hahahaha weird comics.rnrnrn