August 11, 2006 

Captain Over-Compensation!

Poor Captain Marvel clearly has issues

It’s the Flying Willy of Death!



  • http://www.toonbat.deviantart.com toonbat

    He’s riding on the gas tank. Now that’s extra awesome!

  • typolad

    i like the machineguns shooting through the propeller. WWI-style.
    *sigh* couldn’t it have been jet-engine of doom?
    and it kinda looks like he had a whole plane at the beginning, but the engine is all that’s left. must be he’s not that good at dogfighting.

    (Anonymous)
    2006-08-11 10:59 am UTC

  • typolad

    It’s not just a giant flying cock, you know.

    It’s a giant flying cock with two supplemental cocks mounted on it and a big double-barrelled cock on top.

    noahbrand
    2006-08-11 02:44 pm UTC

  • typolad

    Don’t forget that little seal down at the bottom that says “Be an American”.

    If there’s anything more American than riding a flame-spewing cock through the skies while shooting people down, I don’t want to know.

    arclamp
    2006-08-11 09:32 pm UTC

  • typolad

    The funny thing is I looked right past the obvious penis-jet to that red thing in the background, and I still can’t figure it out…what is that? It doesn’t look like a person or another penis-jet…

    My next thought was, “Ouch, those engine vents must be melting Captain Marvel’s legs to the bone…

    THEN I saw the penis silhouette and went ohh…and that was followed by, how can it actually fly??? There’s no blast exhaust from the back, and if its coming from the engine vents, then Marvel’s legs really should be ash right about now.

    I think the machine guns being timed to the propeller revolutions is the least of our concerns here…

    lectrice
    2006-08-12 12:02 am UTC

  • captainzorikh

    It's even worse, if you read the story, he ripped the “engine of doom” out of an enemy airplane! Castration fantasy, anyone?

  • Anonymous

    It’s even worse, if you read the story, he ripped the “engine of doom” out of an enemy airplane! Castration fantasy, anyone?