Dark Times.
Tuesday, December 11th, 2007 @ 5:56 am | Spider-Man, What Were They Thinking
1987 was a very dark time for fashion, especially in comic books.
Peter, you could set yourself on fire and that outfit wouldn’t be “hot”.

December 11th, 2007 at 6:38 am
Bwahahahaha
Oh man… my eyes just exploded. I am SO glad I wasn’t alive back then.
Also: MJ looks even worse than Peter. I mean…the pearls? The fishnets? The freaking belt?
December 11th, 2007 at 7:18 am
I *was* alive then and it was really that bad.
I had flippy shades on my glasses.
December 11th, 2007 at 7:44 am
MJ dressed him like that?
No wonder Pete’s tempted to take Mephisto’s offer…
December 11th, 2007 at 9:20 am
Now Peter’s outfit just plain burns the eyes (is that what he means by looking hot?–he does sort of look like plastic man with those glasses!)
but MJ’s outfit lets you know that she is going au natural under there!!
December 11th, 2007 at 9:28 am
Do you get the feeling, judging by the background, that the whole party is encircling Peter and MJ, staring at them while MJ dresses him down for dressing him up???
December 11th, 2007 at 10:16 am
MJ’s outfit is kind of a mix between that of a “working girl” from waist down and that of a bollywood actress from waist up. It kinda cool though, it has that fancy 80′s touch… brings back memories of my early teens in those years.
Peter on the other hand, 80s or not 80s, looks plain abysmal.
December 11th, 2007 at 10:30 am
Pete….Pete…poor, sweet confused Pete. Didn’t anyone tell you that it was only the women who were supposed to wear the shoulder pads?
December 11th, 2007 at 10:46 am
Was MJ auditioning her and Peter to be a Hooker and Pimp on the set of Miami Vice??? Gods… Calling the Fashion police! Arrest that woman for her awful fashion sense!!
And Kira. I was alive back then and thankfully too young to even wear something like that.
Typload: Hey now…those flippy shades are cool. *lol*
December 11th, 2007 at 1:11 pm
‘Stop squirming, Peter! You act like your mother dressed you, not Simon LeBon! Now come over here and say hello to Corey Haim!’
‘But I wanted to wear my new ‘Spidey say: RELAX’ shirt, M.J.!’
December 11th, 2007 at 4:07 pm
Weird. I distinctly remember reading this comic in the mid-nineties, around the same period as Secret Wars 2. Either they were REALLY late to publish the comic in Sweden or the artist’s fashion sense slipped by a few years. . .
December 11th, 2007 at 6:02 pm
LOL!
Thanks, guys, I needed a good laugh today.
December 12th, 2007 at 2:48 am
Hah. I get the impression that even Peter knows how ridiculous it looks.
“…whatever…,” indeed.
Also, classy of MJ to bring up the dead mother…whose fashion sense might have been a little outdated by the days standards, but probably would have been leagues better than that…
December 12th, 2007 at 3:13 pm
What a nice thing to say, MJ, considering HIS PARENTS ARE DEAD!!!1
December 12th, 2007 at 4:37 pm
Mary Jane is a dick.