May 18, 2010 

Doc Magnus’s True Motives

You know, I think Doc Magnus is smarter than he lets on. I don’t think they’re defective. I bet he invented robots who could feel on purpose.

Why?

“That’ll show all the women who wouldn’t go out with me in high school. MWA HA HA.”

Joke’s on him though. Doc gets even by creating her own Doc Magnus. Really. It’s like if a love doll decided to build its own love doll (only in this case, love doll 2 is evil and tries to kill everyone, but still, my comparison holds)

Of course, Doc has to save the day, by ditching his date (Yeah, I guess he likes girls after all)

Methink the Doc protests too much, eh?

Plus, gotta love you Marsha. Your industrialist boyfriend’s factory is getting trashed, and when he leaves to handle it, you get mad. That’s like being upset that your boyfriend went to stop his house from burning down, because you really don’t like his couch.


  • onion3000

    'Doc gets even by creating her own Doc Magnus'

    Why DO they call you Typo?

  • http://flickr.com/photos/sedary_raymaker/ Naked Bunny with a Whip

    Being irritated about accidentally creating self-aware robots with human emotions is like being irritated about accidentally discovering cold fusion while setting up your homebrew apparatus. “Yeah, it's a revolution in science that could put my name in the history books, but the beer just doesn't taste how I wanted. Pah!”

  • J'onn D'oh

    Magnus is lucky she didn't get even by breaking his snide little neck. “But, officers, you can't arrest me- I'm just a machine, so this was only an industrial accident (brought on by his own carelessness, by the way). He'd tell you so himself if he'd survived.”

  • Dr. Novakaine

    Notice that, despite there being several Metal Men, Doc seems to only care about Platinum's well-being. Hey, Doc, aren't your other inventions unique and invaluable?

  • J’onn D’oh

    Magnus is lucky she didn’t get even by breaking his snide little neck. “But, officers, you can’t arrest me- I’m just a machine, so this was only an industrial accident (brought on by his own carelessness, by the way). He’d tell you so himself if he’d survived.”

  • Dr. Novakaine

    Notice that, despite there being several Metal Men, Doc seems to only care about Platinum’s well-being. Hey, Doc, aren’t your other inventions unique and invaluable?