Foolish Mortal
Friday, February 5th, 2010 @ 12:00 am | Doctor Fate, What Were They Thinking
Doctor Fate does not allow men to mess in things they do not understand. That’s his job:
Sure, Fate could stop him with a blast or something, but that’s nowhere near as fun as crushing him with some random bit of the guys apparatus.
Hmmm… is the plural of apparatus apparati? It should be.
Anyway, Doctor Fate. Bigger dick than Superman. Seriously.

February 4th, 2010 at 9:34 pm
No Dr. Fate!! Don't hit Harry Potter!!
February 5th, 2010 at 12:28 am
lol
Harry shouldn't have traded magic for science…
February 5th, 2010 at 1:40 am
That guy looks way too old to be Harry potter… maybe it's his father. :p
But then that would mean that Voldie or whatever the hell his name is, didn't kill his daddy… Mr. Fate did! or Maybe Mr.Fate IS voldermet.
Yeah, Mr.Fate is pretty evil as it is… I can totally see him going after the wizarding world.
February 5th, 2010 at 4:42 am
Doctor Fate… is Voldemort???
Y'know, you NEVER see them together!!!
I remain,
Sincerely,
Eric L. Sofer
The Silver Age Fogey
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February 5th, 2010 at 5:58 am
“Apparatus” is a collective noun. Since it doesn't refer to a specific item, it doesn't pluralize.
Signed, Pedants 'r Us
February 5th, 2010 at 2:21 pm
No it is Harry, giving up magic made him bitter and twisted. He lost his boyish charms.
February 5th, 2010 at 7:18 pm
“Why? Because I can.”
Also, that mask doesn't look like it allows much peripheral vision. If you can get behind him, you could sneak-attack him pretty easily.
February 6th, 2010 at 2:48 am
You have to love the power cord hanging from the high-tech-word-conquering-whatever which Dr Fate is about to hurl at Harry. I mean, this kind of things don't usually work with an atomic battery or something?
February 6th, 2010 at 7:30 am
I don't think that's a doomsday device; to me it looks more like a TV armored to protect it from magical nutjob vigilantes.
February 6th, 2010 at 4:07 pm
Harry was still quite new at it, don't forget he used to be a magician. Ah, if he only had his wand, he would have kicked Dr. psychopathic asshole's -erhm I mean fate's- ass.
February 7th, 2010 at 1:53 am
Mr.fate was on Smallville's two-hour special episode… and I have to say, he was just as much of an asshole as he was in this page. :p
February 7th, 2010 at 9:41 am
That's Dr. Fate. he didn't go through centuries of mystic arts to be called Mister”.
February 15th, 2010 at 6:32 am
Has Chris Sims seen this yet?