Guys & Dolls

Zatara is searching for an explorer. He was exploring a jungle (where, mysteriously, there are both “savage” type natives and “arabs”) to find the Missing Link. He finds both, but there’s something curious going on:

Male Missing Link:

Hairy, dark, somehow speaks broken English.

Female Missing Link:

White, blond, clearly shaves her legs, and speaks with perfect elocution.

Say wha?

Although props to the Links for being a Matriarchal society, one supposes.



  • Dierna

    Yeah but what is she gonna sacrifice the man she loves, whom she just now met, to?

  • http://sezaarsez.wordpress.com/ sezaar

    They walk in loincloths, use clubs and speak poor English (at least the males) yet they were able to build a city, have a structured society, now how to make metal doors, stairs,… Oh and they are called the “link men” :-D

  • Naryldor

    They also seem to have some skills on female fashion clothing, hairdos and jewelry.

    BTW, Is there a link between the link-men (no pun intended) and the Inuits? Because igloos and that structure on top of the link-men's fortress look kind of similar to me…

  • madwoman

    @Seezar: That's what a matriarchial society does for you.

  • http://flickr.com/photos/sedary_raymaker/ Naked Bunny with a Whip

    I dunno. I've met a few couples with the same differences.

  • Wizard

    I wouldn't read too much into that, since domes are a pretty common building style.

    My question is, why can't that poor primitive link man even tell the difference between a club and an axe?

  • ILuvLA

    But before the weakened Tong can start to his feet …

    Umm … Tong's standing up in the previous frame. He sure looked ready to fight!

  • woodgatejack

    In my head Tong has the voice of Radio 1 DJ Pete Tong

  • Dr. Novakaine

    I'm not sure what kind of message to take away from this. Are they objectifying women to a ridiculous extent? Are they saying that men are savages?

  • http://bwmedia.wordpress.com/ ShadowWing Tronix

    No, I think she's saying a man like Zatara, not Zatara himself. Then again, he does have a strange way with the ladies. Like that Girls Gone Wild guy. Now that one I can't wrap my head around. Oh, right, alcohol.

  • Malecus

    Tong vs the Missing Link: Battle of the Broken English!

  • http://bwmedia.wordpress.com/ ShadowWing Tronix

    No, I think she’s saying a man like Zatara, not Zatara himself. Then again, he does have a strange way with the ladies. Like that Girls Gone Wild guy. Now that one I can’t wrap my head around. Oh, right, alcohol.

  • Malecus

    Tong vs the Missing Link: Battle of the Broken English!

  • HellRazor

    Raoul D'Armand. LEAD US TO HIM!

    And MAKE ME A SAMMICH!

  • HellRazor

    Raoul D’Armand. LEAD US TO HIM!rnrnAnd MAKE ME A SAMMICH!rn