March 10, 2011 

He’s Never Happier Than When He’s Complaining

Doc’s free of that simpering, mewling, Platinum! He’s free to do as he pleases with impunity! Hurrah.

Right?

“Listen to your creator, femmebot! You are flawed! Flawed.”

Wait… the Metal Men have hair under those freaky little hats? That’s got to be the oddest thing yet in these comics. And that’s saying something.

Also? Way to rooster-block yourself, Doc.

Okay, one more of Doc being irrational…

“It’s worse than before. I mean, Gold is nowhere near as good looking as I am!”


  • Anonymous

    Oh doc… when are you going to admit to yourself that you love it when platinum lavishes her affections upon you? You’re such a closeted Robo-sexual that it’s not even funny.

  • Anonymous

    She’s polishing Gold, alright!

  • Naryldor

    How did they end at that beautiful sunset at the beach anyway?

  • J’onn D’oh

    Check out Gold’s expression in panel 3: I wonder where that springy arm of Platinum’s has gotten to. “To where that springy arm of Platinum’s has gotten” for any sticklers in the audience.

  • J’onn D’oh

    My apologies to Jackncsy: I just realized I wasn’t the first to make this observation.

  • Anonymous

    I like the shot by Platinum in the top panel of the second image. After the rampant misogyny in 90% of the other Metal Men posts, she deserves a little return fire.

    Doc…I just don’t know what to say anymore. Completely loopy.

  • Anonymous

    Agreed. :)