August 17, 2006 

Here’s a Grape Nuts Ad.

Taken from an issue of Whiz comics, featuring the Magnetic powers of VOLTO!

I’d like to take a closer look at panel one, please…

Grape Nuts — The Official Cereal of White People.



  • typolad

    Gasp! Scientifically inaccurate!

    Anyway, I love the little sound effects. *volto* And what Volto doesn’t know, or knows all too well, is that Joe Tall raped the village chief’s daughter while Lily stole their gold idol.

    twentythoughts
    2006-08-17 12:34 pm UTC

  • typolad

    That’s what makes Volto a hero. He doesn’t discrinminate based on actions or morality. He protects all white people, everywhere, regardless of what they’ve done.

    -Michael
    2006-08-17 02:24 pm UTC

  • typolad

    It’s a good thing for Joe Tall that Volto didn’t know he had Hispanic grandparents, or he’d have probably been left to his doom!

    charles_rb
    2006-08-17 07:01 pm UTC

  • typolad

    The right hand attracts and the left hand repels? Huh, you’d think it would be the other way around.

    dernjg
    2006-08-17 07:47 pm UTC
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    I’d hate to see what happens when he claps his hands!

    EEEEYOW!

    (Anonymous)
    2006-08-18 03:37 pm UTC

  • typolad

    waitaminute… magnetic powers work on metals only… right? specifically iron- right?
    sooo… how does he repel the wooden boat and attract white people’s bodies?
    okay, Lily- maybe her body is attracted to his righ hand, but Joe’s? is he gay?

    (Anonymous)
    2006-08-17 09:08 pm UTC
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    The iron in their blood. He latched onto that. Thus, Joe and Lily soon died of internal injuries due to vessel rupture.

    lots42
    2006-08-18 03:08 am UTC

  • typolad

    Breasts make a *boont* sound and magnetism makes a *volto* sound. You don’t hear these sounds much anymore …

    rubincompserv
    2006-08-18 12:51 am UTC

  • typolad

    And still, better then a Liefeld story.

    lots42
    2006-08-18 03:07 am UTC
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    And the art’s a whole lot better too.

    Although apparently this artist can’t draw feet either!

    (Anonymous)
    2006-08-18 03:39 pm UTC