August 9, 2006 

How To Track a Nazi Saboteur.

It’s easy!

CLOSE UP!

You have to wonder where they buy that nifty footwear.



  • typolad

    Yeah, because looking for footprints as a weak, idiotic little boy is much more efficient then in your super-powered form.

    lots42
    2006-08-09 11:42 am UTC

  • typolad

    I didn’t realize that the Big Red Cheese could turn back into Billy just by *thinking* the word SHAZAM! That must be awkward.

    “Mustn’t think of the word Shazam….damn!”

    And how did the guy pointing at the footprints miss the booming thunderclap and flash of lightning hitting Marvel/Billy? He’s only about 10 feet away!

    (Anonymous)
    2006-08-09 12:08 pm UTC

  • typolad

    Crike mate! We’re here in the outback on the trail of the infamous red-throated Nazi Saboteur! This lil bugger was easy to track with his distinctive swastika paw prints! I’m just going to move in and see if I can’t get ahold of the bloke!

    (Anonymous)
    2006-08-09 03:30 pm UTC

  • typolad

    Now I know how I’ll kill Captain Marvel when he inevitably comes for me. He’ll be closing in, and I’ll say “Hey Captain Marvel, remember your secret origin?” As a superhero, he is congenitally incapable of not flashing back to recap his origin at the least excuse, and will consequently remember the time the strange old wizard told him to say SHAZAM. The moment he thinks the word, he’ll turn into a ten-year-old boy, and I flatter myself that I can take a fifth-grader. And if I can’t, my friend Mr. Nine-Millimeter can.

    noahbrand
    2006-08-09 11:41 pm UTC

  • typolad

    Just remember, they tie their shoes in little knotsies.

    (Anonymous)
    2006-08-10 02:41 pm UTC

  • spysmasher

    that nazi must have been one heck of a moron
    to wear boots like that on the run.