November 18, 2010

I Take Back What I Said About Zatara Yesterday

Zatara is Badass.

How badass? It seems in the DCU, he ended WWII all by himself.

http://flickr.com/photos/sedary_raymaker/ Naked Bunny with a Whip

*gapes*
Dominoed Daredoll

I don’t know if reading these things at five a.m. makes them more awesome or just plain/as weird. But I thought Hitler was going to ring for his “geisha” not the “gestapo”. And then I thought he said “Ooww! ?” Y’know, with a little music note. Just like Melody from Josie and the Pussycats…

…I wonder where Hitler went.
madwoman

“My eye!” Oh my G*d, that is so funny. His furniture kicked his ass. If only that hadn’t happened to me so many times…
J’onn D’oh

I thought it said Geisha too. As for where he went: Argentina, of course.
http://thatbeerguy.blogspot.com RodeoBob

Missing final panel: “Three years later, Hitler returned from exile, with his scientists have completed their research on nuclear weapons. He quickly conquered the world, and targeted Zatara’s home for the first nuclear strike.”
Your Obedient Serpent

But then Vandal Savage just took over as the Fuhrer, and things went on pretty much like they did in our timeline, only with War Wheels.
Naryldor

- “Your new office is ready mein Führer! Where do you wish us to place your desk?”
- “Oh, ja, ja! Just leave it there pointing to a empty wall and only a foot away from it!”
- “…”
Comixbear

Papa spank!!
Anonymous

How did they explain the war still going on in the next issue?