“Oh, it’s just a routine rub-out” – yes, that’s right Bruce, and Thomas and Martha Wayne were just victims of a routine mugging. You dick.
I bet Whitey Marsh Junior is going to grow up to avenge his father…
Unless, you know, it’s the Holidays.
PS: Who the heck is “Batam”? Gordon’s been hitting the sauce again.
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I think “Batam” is what young Billy Superson shouts out to transform into the heroic Captain Image.
(Anonymous)
2005-08-03 02:23 pm UTC
FYI, Batam is an Indonesian island not too far from Singapore. Singaporeans often go there for shopping, golf… and cheap sex.
Middle-aged and older gentlemen are known to have second wives there.
zhaki
2005-08-04 11:26 am UTC
That should have been hyphenated – the Bat-Am is a charity golf tournament that Bruce Wayne host every year.
dawnpiper
2007-01-15 08:11 pm UTC
“Uh-oh, Batam’s wearing his muu-muu again. Did one of you henchmen make a ‘FAT-man’ joke during the bank heist? I warned you never to do that! He’s very sensitive about his weight this time of year and in the end we all suffer for it. I didn’t always have green hair, you know….”
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