April 30, 2009 

“I’m Not Afraid of Dying…

…I just don’t want to be there when it happens.”

Barry Allan’s logic is flawless (hold the less).


Or it could just fear drowning, like the majority of air-breathing creatures do!

Flash Fact: Many felines, especially the large wild kind, have no issues with water at all.


  • Shiai

    Next issue, in the second half of this two-parter: the JLA meet their match when the ASPCA attacks.

  • HellRazor

    The Flash considers waterboarding a necessary and vital interrogation method to protect us from those terrorist cat people.

  • HellRazor

    “SKREEEEEEEE–!”

    By Modora, that’s the strangest sounding cat I’ve ever heard. Did he swallow a chalkboard and some fingernails?

  • Maniac Doc

    Shiai says: “Next issue, in the second half of this two-parter: the JLA meet their match when the ASPCA attacks.”

    No, no, not the ASPCA. They’ll have to face the much scarier PETA.

    Also, considering how fast Flash can move, shouldn’t he just be holding a cat-skin right about now?

  • onion3000

    The Flash art looks great. Strangely enough, the cat-beast looks really crappy.

  • http://www.myspace.com/thischarmingoscar Rorschach

    No animals were hurt when producing this comic (Editor’s note: beasts do not count as animals)

  • http://bwmedia.wordpress.com ShadowWing Tronix

    There’s that Flash that Didio, Johns, and the rest of the “darker heroes” fanfic brigade are working on.

  • Dierna

    Awww.. poor kitty. The Space Cat Patrol Agency (a branch of Krypto’s Space Canine Patrol Agency) will probably be pissed at Flash.

  • http://flickr.com/photos/sedary_raymaker/ Naked Bunny with a Whip

    Kitty!

  • Michael

    Flash Fact: The Flash can apparently breathe underwater.

  • sackett

    Honest to pete…I thought Flash was fighting Man-Bat at first. SKREEEE!!!!

  • sezaar

    That kitty has no torso!

  • http://comixbearbarecomix.blogspot.com/ Comixbear

    Flash, I have a bit of advice…When battling someone, don’t straddle them like that! He just might claw you in the Tornado Twins!!

    Comixbear

  • HellRazor

    Flash Fact: Holding cat people underwater to simulate drowning is not torture.