August 20, 2009 

Jo-Jo Knows How to Handle a Woman.

Hey Kids! Want to know the secret to a lasting relationship? Ask Jo-Jo.

“Jo-Jo say, keep ‘dem hoes guessing.”

You just know that if a female character did that, they male character would have two panels whining about “flighty females” not speaking their minds.


  • Dr. Novakaine

    I figured it was about right not to expect much from a series whose installments on this site have already highlighted a pretty extreme level of racism and sexism. Who was the audience for this comic?

  • onion3000

    Tonga tried to kill Jo-Jo's woman? It wasn't the plains – it was booty killed the beast.

    And the elephant seems to be buggering off, using his trunk as a snorkel.

  • Dierna

    Jo-Jo not tell Tanee what happened to last girlfriend, Gwenna, who Tanee replaced after one issue….

  • http://sezaarsez.wordpress.com/ sezaar

    A gorilla, a bat, an elephant…Jo-Jo IS yhe great white hunter.

  • http://flickr.com/photos/sedary_raymaker/ Naked Bunny with a Whip

    You don't need to tell her what's in your heart, Jo-Jo. Not when you're wearing those tiny shorts.

  • Naryldor

    Well, poor Jo-Jo had to practice and train his dagger skills somehow, or maybe he didn't like her sandwhiches and strangled her, or… what the heck, she just HAD to die, ok?

  • madwoman

    Couldn't that elephant still be breathing? His trunk is still exposed. So, Tanee and Jo-Jo stand around, not helping, while an Elephant named for an entire Pacific nation drowns in the mud. Really nice. Tonga should declare war on the Congo.

    And what, does Tanee have the same hair dresser as James Earl Jones in Conan the Barbarian?

  • http://sezaarsez.wordpress.com/ sezaar

    How are they all of a sudden standing behind bushes?

    “the elephant is hurt.”
    “run away…”

  • HellRazor

    “It is not wise to tell a maiden all that is in your heart. Such as how the sight of half naked male native gives Jo Jo special feeling down there in Jo Jo's weiner.”

  • HellRazor

    “Waste not your pity, Tanee. This thing is for the best. He had turned killer and that in itself doomed him!”

    “But Jo Jo, didn't you just kill a bunch of natives earlier? Doesn't that make YOU a killer?”

    “Uh, erm, hmmm. Curse Tanee wily feminine logic, it am true!”

    (Jo Jo jumps into the quicksand).

  • HellRazor

    “It is not wise to tell a maiden all that is in your heart. Such as how the sight of half naked male native gives Jo Jo special feeling down there in Jo Jo’s weiner.”rn

  • HellRazor

    “Waste not your pity, Tanee. This thing is for the best. He had turned killer and that in itself doomed him!”rnrn”But Jo Jo, didn’t you just kill a bunch of natives earlier? Doesn’t that make YOU a killer?”rnrn”Uh, erm, hmmm. Curse Tanee wily feminine logic, it am true!”rnrn(Jo Jo jumps into the quicksand).rn