Comic book toughs spout some of the oddest lines.
The dramatic pauses make it seem like the bad guy caught himself.
“We’ll make him hard…(oh damn…that sounded kinda sissy. Quick! redeem it!)..and flat (like on his back? DAMN! Okay, still time to save this…) like a board! (there we go).”
Also?
What the heck are “pands”?
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Smardy-Pands?
That badly-taunting criminal is doing it wrong. It’s Hal Jordan! Aim for the head!
Waste of energy, just give him a few minutes and he’ll knock himself out with some random silly object.
I’m more worried about Hal’s creepy right hand. What on earth did those men do to him?
Give ’em a break. I think these are thug interns.
They zoonched him. Horrifying.
Maybe it was a new and upcoming insult, “Mister Smarty-Panda–!”
Mister Smarty Panda, the loveable bamboo chewing furry host of the hottest Saturday Morning Kids show.
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