More Flash “Facts”

Thursday, October 8th, 2009 @ 12:00 am | Bad Science, The Flash, What Were They Thinking

I’d have included this with yesterday’s “fact”, but I wanted to give it a spotlight.

HARD WATER DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY.

Hell, physics don’t.

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  • HellRazor
    Whenever I inhale some hard water gasses, I don't gain super speed. It just stinks. And the guy next to me looks away with an embarrassed look on his face. What's up with that?
  • Dr. Novakaine
    Well, if you are moving at about the speed of the bullet, it's not going to have as much effect. But I don't think that has much to do with friction.
  • Flash is so fast his clothes are out of date the moment he puts them on.
  • Pablo
    Well, if hard water and physics won't play nice, there's always Martian Magnetism.

    Or Hal's ass. I bet it could stop a bullet.
  • madwoman
    I still say a little Downy or salt pellets will cure that problem!
  • Was the Snuggle bear a member of Jay's rogue gallery?
  • mwchase
    Hard water... gasses... They mean, like... water vapor and steam?

    I mean, 'hard steam' is just impossible. At least at non-fatal temperatures.
  • I hope they next explain how that hat stays in place.
  • Megalon
    How much wax do you have to use to get your mustache to look like that anyway?
  • Also not working? Those pants.
  • Dierna
    It was either that or Superman showed up and helped.....
  • Yeah and we all know what supes interprets as helping.
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