More Flash “Facts”

Thursday, October 8th, 2009 @ 12:00 am | Bad Science, The Flash, What Were They Thinking

I’d have included this with yesterday’s “fact”, but I wanted to give it a spotlight.

HARD WATER DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY.

Hell, physics don’t.

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  1. Dierna Says:

    It was either that or Superman showed up and helped…..

  2. Shiai Says:

    Also not working? Those pants.

  3. Megalon Says:

    How much wax do you have to use to get your mustache to look like that anyway?

  4. Naked Bunny with a Whip Says:

    I hope they next explain how that hat stays in place.

  5. mwchase Says:

    Hard water… gasses… They mean, like… water vapor and steam?

    I mean, 'hard steam' is just impossible. At least at non-fatal temperatures.

  6. madwoman Says:

    I still say a little Downy or salt pellets will cure that problem!

  7. Naked Bunny with a Whip Says:

    Was the Snuggle bear a member of Jay's rouge gallery?

  8. Pablo Says:

    Well, if hard water and physics won't play nice, there's always Martian Magnetism.

    Or Hal's ass. I bet it could stop a bullet.

  9. sezaar Says:

    Flash is so fast his clothes are out of date the moment he puts them on.

  10. sezaar Says:

    Yeah and we all know what supes interprets as helping.

  11. Pablo Says:

    Well, if hard water and physics won’t play nice, there’s always Martian Magnetism.rnrnOr Hal’s ass. I bet it could stop a bullet.

  12. sezaar Says:

    Flash is so fast his clothes are out of date the moment he puts them on.

  13. sezaar Says:

    Yeah and we all know what supes interprets as helping.

  14. Dr. Novakaine Says:

    Well, if you are moving at about the speed of the bullet, it's not going to have as much effect. But I don't think that has much to do with friction.

  15. HellRazor Says:

    Whenever I inhale some hard water gasses, I don't gain super speed. It just stinks. And the guy next to me looks away with an embarrassed look on his face. What's up with that?

  16. Dr. Novakaine Says:

    Well, if you are moving at about the speed of the bullet, it’s not going to have as much effect. But I don’t think that has much to do with friction.

  17. HellRazor Says:

    Whenever I inhale some hard water gasses, I don’t gain super speed. It just stinks. And the guy next to me looks away with an embarrassed look on his face. What’s up with that?rnrn

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