October 8, 2009 

More Flash “Facts”

I’d have included this with yesterday’s “fact”, but I wanted to give it a spotlight.

HARD WATER DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY.

Hell, physics don’t.


  • Dierna

    It was either that or Superman showed up and helped…..

  • http://Slayerlit.us Shiai

    Also not working? Those pants.

  • Megalon

    How much wax do you have to use to get your mustache to look like that anyway?

  • http://flickr.com/photos/sedary_raymaker/ Naked Bunny with a Whip

    I hope they next explain how that hat stays in place.

  • mwchase

    Hard water… gasses… They mean, like… water vapor and steam?

    I mean, 'hard steam' is just impossible. At least at non-fatal temperatures.

  • madwoman

    I still say a little Downy or salt pellets will cure that problem!

  • http://flickr.com/photos/sedary_raymaker/ Naked Bunny with a Whip

    Was the Snuggle bear a member of Jay's rouge gallery?

  • Pablo

    Well, if hard water and physics won't play nice, there's always Martian Magnetism.

    Or Hal's ass. I bet it could stop a bullet.

  • http://sezaarsez.wordpress.com/ sezaar

    Flash is so fast his clothes are out of date the moment he puts them on.

  • http://sezaarsez.wordpress.com/ sezaar

    Yeah and we all know what supes interprets as helping.

  • Pablo

    Well, if hard water and physics won’t play nice, there’s always Martian Magnetism.rnrnOr Hal’s ass. I bet it could stop a bullet.

  • http://sezaarsez.wordpress.com/ sezaar

    Flash is so fast his clothes are out of date the moment he puts them on.

  • http://sezaarsez.wordpress.com/ sezaar

    Yeah and we all know what supes interprets as helping.

  • Dr. Novakaine

    Well, if you are moving at about the speed of the bullet, it's not going to have as much effect. But I don't think that has much to do with friction.

  • HellRazor

    Whenever I inhale some hard water gasses, I don't gain super speed. It just stinks. And the guy next to me looks away with an embarrassed look on his face. What's up with that?

  • Dr. Novakaine

    Well, if you are moving at about the speed of the bullet, it’s not going to have as much effect. But I don’t think that has much to do with friction.

  • HellRazor

    Whenever I inhale some hard water gasses, I don’t gain super speed. It just stinks. And the guy next to me looks away with an embarrassed look on his face. What’s up with that?rnrn