Oh BROOKLYN!
Tuesday, March 4th, 2008 @ 5:51 am | Sexism, What Were They Thinking
I give you Dan Brooklyn Turpin, lady’s man.
It’s a mystery why he was single for so long, ain’t it folks?
(It should be noted that Dan was, indeed, married and technically speaking, the Dan is Brooklyn thing is a retcon, but I likes it).
March 4th, 2008 at 9:06 am
“Youse uppity dames need ta learn ta lissen to yer betters! Now when yer done huggin that big phallic symbol, get back to the kitchen and make me a sammwhich!”
March 4th, 2008 at 9:39 am
Typolad Presents The Awesome Origin of…
SUE STORM, THE INVISIBLE WOMAN!
March 4th, 2008 at 10:12 am
Granted that apparently that sledge is supposed to ber armored and all, but that solid non-transparent metal windshield whose only hole is occupied by a cannon seems a recipe for disaster…
Unless of course, navigation is trusted to the “not so dumb” lady in the back who’s seeking the North Star while hugging a phalic symbol.
March 4th, 2008 at 12:59 pm
I’m gonna pretend this woman is Maggie Sawyer’s grandma. It just makes things more fun.
March 4th, 2008 at 2:26 pm
Is this a rare holiday excursion for Brooklyn to Central Park? And why’s he hanging out with a nun? Hey, is she with Brother Blood’s church?
And given the length of those prop blades, shouldn’t they be hitting the ground and shattering?
March 4th, 2008 at 4:44 pm
Did they intentianally make the Nun say such a horrible pun?? (hey that rhymed) “I don’t have a canon!”….And if ya don’t know what a canon is for nuns…look it up.
March 4th, 2008 at 5:03 pm
Strange, I don’t remember the streets of Brooklyn being filled with mute women. Must’ve been a forties thing. I’m thinking if wee Brooklyn Turpin ran his mouth like that today in his old stomping grounds, he’d be eating that goofy derby or the knuckle sandwich of a few “Brooklyn goils”.
March 4th, 2008 at 6:28 pm
Today, heck. Even then.
March 5th, 2008 at 12:44 am
Is that snow or water they are skiing at?
Dat indeed.
March 5th, 2008 at 1:47 pm
Hmm, let’s take a look at that shell he has so casually held in the crook of his arm …
Comparing it to the size of his head, it’s at least a 155mm shell. They weigh 100 lbs (shell only, not counting the propellant (“gunpowder”), which Dan The Genius seems to have forgotten to bring along.* Not the sort of thing you hold casually if you’re quite buff, much less as lithe as Dan.
* But then, maybe he was just going to make IEDs out of them.
March 5th, 2008 at 9:13 pm
Is it really a RETCON retcon? I thought Kirby established that himself at some point.