Phantom Lady Knew Some DUMB Men.

Wednesday, May 13th, 2009 @ 12:00 am | Phantom Lady

Okay, so Sandra Knight (aka Phantom Lady) is in a sealed room, with guards. Phantom Lady comes out of the room. Reaction?

Man, we’re one stupid gender.

Then there’s Phantom Lady’s love interest. He’s more than just a dumb hunk.

He’s a jerk, too.

“We’ll have none of this ‘alone time’ when we’re married, that’s for certain!”
“Y’got that right.”
“Wha?”

View Comments to “Phantom Lady Knew Some DUMB Men.”

  1. Shiai Says:

    “Working girl,” eh? Wertham was so right.

  2. Hierophant Says:

    Why is he smoking a pipe? He looks kind of young. So, who’s she with when she isn’t celebrating ‘now and thens’?

  3. Maniac Doc Says:

    Completely oblivious. You’d think someone would think to ask the obvious question.

    And her boyfriend needs to find an attitude adjustment under a rock somewhere or he’s gonna be an ex-boyfriend (oh, wait, this is comics, they’ll never be exes permanently).

  4. Dierna Says:

    Wow…that’s a dumb criminal…you’d think he’d be smart enough to get a fake beard thats THE SAME COLOUR AS HIS HAIR…. :P

  5. Jeff Says:

    And nobody figured out who Phantom Lady is despite the fact they look absolutely identical except for clothing?

    No hairstyle change, no glasses, no mask/cowl, no nothing?!

  6. Michael Says:

    Finally, a superhero outfit you can believe is concealed under everyday clothes.

    Jeff: It’s not like anyone ever looked at Phantom Lady’s face.

  7. onion3000 Says:

    Tom Hanks was often mistaken for Phantom Lady while performing in ‘Bosom Buddies’.
    ‘Sandra Knight’ = ‘T Hanks In Drag’

    And why WAS her boyfriend wearing a false beard?

  8. sezaar Says:

    She’s leaking oil in the third panel, could phantom lady be the mechanical women?

  9. Wolfmother Says:

    [sezaar Says:
    "She’s leaking oil in the third panel, could phantom lady be the mechanical women?"]

    obviously that is not an oil stain but shadow thief, taking a look “beyond” phantom ladys outfit…

  10. sezaar Says:

    I stand corrected.

    Must be very windy in that corridor judging by the cape.

  11. Hierophant Says:

    Actually, I thought the beard was his/a shadow, until I realized that didn’t make sense. Her disguise is simply amazing though.

    Also, in the “ensuing confusion”- which was likely two officers capturing a non-hostile, probably compliant person -she was able to leave, change, hear a radio broadcast and ‘escape’ from police. The ‘ensuing confusion’ probably (should have) lasted 30 seconds, tops.

    I over thought this…

  12. madwoman Says:

    I like how she set her boyfriend up with the cops. @Maniac Doc: This was old time comics. We wimmin liked being treated like bad dogs back then.

  13. ShadowWing Tronix Says:

    Congradulations to Phantom Lady’s boyfriend, for making Carol Ferris look on the ball by comparision. That’s hard to do.

  14. HellRazor Says:

    Now if she just had a pair of glasses to go with the cape, Phantom Lady’s secret identity would be COMPLETELY UNDETECTABLE BY ANYTHING!!

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