Rick Jones: Boy Toy!
That Rick Jones, what a cool character. A teenage boy who hangs out with men in spandex (or torn purple pants, in the Hulk’s case). Yes, I don’t think there’s a hero in the MU who hasn’t spent “quality time” with ol’ Rick.
Even the bad guys know about Rick’s reputation and can’t resist taking him for a body slave.
Still, Rick seems into it.
I guess blue is almost as studly as green.