July 24, 2008 

Robin Violates Batgirl

My topic is slightly misleading. Robin does not physically violate Batgirl. That, you see, would be wrong.

Violating her mind however, is okay. Heck, it’s JLA policy.

(Really. An old Brave and the Bold revealed it was JLA policy to have one’s mind wiped if one learned a fellow Leaguer’s ID.

Trust issues, much?)

What was Robin’s secret, you wonder?

Best comment wins.


  • http://technologicaldistinctiveness.blogspot.com/ Baal

    I suspect she found out he wore the legless costume for so long because of easy access to the bat-pole…

  • naryldor

    It seems Robin is starting to faithfully reproduce the caveman poses learned from his mentor. Which, BTW, allows us (sigh) a better view of the legless costume, yet no matter how hard I look, I can’t find any sign of any bat-pole… Which might explain why the violation was only in a mental plane. xD

  • Dierna

    What secret is that Robin?? The secret of making fire???

  • http://www.steppenworld.com Steppen

    He was the sidekick of the Man-Bat too, but… he prefers his Bat “the other way”.

  • Gaz

    Wait… is he burning a punch-card? But… How does… Wah!

  • Paradox

    Robin’s secret? He’s heterosexual. Yup, he’s the Anne Heche of the super-crowd.

  • HellRazor

    Batgirl walked in on Bruce and Dick during an intimate moment.

    Dick didn’t force her to get a mindwipe. She volunteered.

  • HellRazor

    Wow, Robin sure goes to great extremes to keep a secret.

    What’s easier?

    1) Kidnapping her, knocking her out, creating a machine capable of making someone a vegetable, and strapping her into it…

    2) …versus just blowing her brains out with a .45?

  • Powers

    Looks like Dick Grayson was up for the draft and we can’t have Babs blabbing that to her friends in the legislature, can we?

  • madwoman

    how much of a genius can he be when he shaved his thighs but forgot his calves?

  • clarkins

    Not sure how to change text on here:

    Powers beat me to it. Thought I had a great one about the draft.

    We know his secret is not that he’s Martian because he’s too close to the fire.

  • Anderson

    Pixie boots and fighting crime are two concepts that shouldn´t live together.

    By the way, for those whoe already saw Batman TDK, and im not spoiling anything, what other fanboy like me was hoping to see Comm. Gordon call his kid Barbara? Shame it didn´t happen…

  • Phil

    Criminey…
    “Six All-New Thrillers”?
    “A Novel-Length Robin-Batgirl story”?

    How big is this friggin comic book? Could I lift it out of the store?

  • http://www.thepoetsanctuary.net Nightingale

    His secret? Where he buys those smashing tights and pixie boots.

  • Who, me?

    To Phil….the books had 80 pages. And you could lift it out of the store. But you might get arrested for shoplifting if you did.

  • MrP

    His secret is that he shaves his thighs.

    At some point, he’ll realize that he doesn’t really need to wipe someone’s mind once they reveal that they know that.

  • Maniac Doc

    Oh, his secret isn’t the relationship between him and Batman. It’s his relationship between him and the Penguin.

  • Woodgatejack

    Batgirl’s just read The Deathly Hallows and Robin is waiting for the film to come out and doesn’t want to risk Babs letting slip any spoilers.

  • Dierna

    Anderson:

    That confused the heck out of me. I knew Barbara Gordon sr and Jim Jr were gonna be in the movie and then all of the sudden POOF! “The KIDS are in trouble!”…And I was like “Kids plural?” and then poof he’s got 2 kids…she’s in the credits as simply Gordon’s Daughter. No name at all. *lol*

  • onion3000

    Damn. I did know Robin’s secret, I’m sure I did.

    No, it’s gone.

  • sackett

    I thought for the longest time that that burning punchcard was a blowtorch…..

  • http://www.jimmacq.com MacQuarrie

    That confused the heck out of me. I knew Barbara Gordon sr and Jim Jr were gonna be in the movie and then all of the sudden POOF! “The KIDS are in trouble!”…And I was like “Kids plural?” and then poof he’s got 2 kids…she’s in the credits as simply Gordon’s Daughter. No name at all. *lol*

    The first time Jim Jr. appears, when Gordon is thought dead, his mother tells him to go check on his sister.

  • Darkwyr

    Isn’t it obvious? His secret is that he’s really 37 and he’s afraid Batman will replace him if he finds out.

  • Jason Todd

    that he’s Dick Grayson?

  • Bonglebingle

    Or is he Jason Todd… Like YOU?!

  • Lol

    novel length?!?!?!?!?!? I looked it up its 15 pages!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!