Seriously Flash, Get Help.

Tuesday, November 24th, 2009 @ 12:00 am | Freudian Images, The Flame, What Were They Thinking

The “strip your enemies” attacks of The Flash continue!

From issue 11 –

The subtext in these panels… oh my.

One issue later, Flash has the same “Original idea”:

You know Jay, once is an accident, twice is coincidence, three times is a fetish.

I’m pretty sure we have a new WWTT Drinking Game.

View Comments to “Seriously Flash, Get Help.”

  1. Dierna Says:

    Flash must be low on cash and decided it was just easier to steal wallets with the clothes still attached….

  2. Kelson Says:

    No wonder they called it a comic strip

  3. Naryldor Says:

    Stripped soldiers that look like ballerinas and move like disco dancers (with helmets on and all…). Hmmm, perhaps the Village People took a few ideas from old The Flash comics back in the 70s?

    Panel 3 is plain hilarious. You should be daaanciiiing, yeaaaaaaah!

  4. madwoman Says:

    What a bunch of pussy soldiers. Really, they still have their helmets.

  5. Wizard Says:

    Plus, their skivvies all match, so what's the issue?

  6. Blurgle Says:

    It wouldn't be as funny if The Flash didn't dress like Ganymede…

  7. Mark Says:

    [Rimshot]

  8. Dr. Novakaine Says:

    Not to enable this sort of behavior, but I should point out that each time he's used it, it's been effective in some way. Perhaps he's stumbled upon an unexpected baddie weakness – they hate being exposed.

    Side note: the tags list this as “The Flame” instead of the Flash.

  9. sezaar Says:

    Thank god none of them decided to go commando…

  10. Speed Reading: DC 2000, Lo3W, Strips and Zoom « Speed Force Says:

    [...] What Were They Thinking? has another example of why they called the Golden-Age Flash a comic “strip.” [...]

  11. Fanboy Wife Says:

    This is wrong on many levels! Thank goodness he didn't unravel their underpants!

  12. Fanboy Wife Says:

    This is wrong on many levels! Thank goodness he didn’t unravel their underpants!

  13. Links and Updates « JSA Round Table Says:

    [...] Were They Thinking? posted a humorous look at one of Jay Garrick’s old methods of “fighting” crime. Hat tip to the Speed Force [...]

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