Superman #7 Features what May be the Greatest Story of All Time.
Because it’s set in Gay City.
What do we know about Gay City?
Well, we know that there’s a strange malady that seems incurable.
We also know that it’s no place for a woman.
Superman’s excited. Wonder why?
Ah. Up for a wee bit of R&R I suppose.
I wonder if he’s a top or a bottom…