That is Not the Saying!

Wednesday, February 8th, 2012 @ 12:00 am | What Were They Thinking

I hate when comics do this. I guess I get why they didn’t use the actual saying, but…

I actually heard that “needle scratching on the record” sound when I read it.

I get that saying “backside” might be too “risque”, but they couldn’t have said cheek?

In some personal news, I was woken up yesterday by a steady dripping sound. Shades of two years ago – a leak had sprung. I am now the proud owner of a kitchen with a gaping hole in it and no idea how to pay to fix it. Awesome.

Coincidentally,  you may have noticed a “donate” button on the upper right side of the site. Because no, I am not proud.

  • Prudynce

    Smooth as a baby’s ear? Did they mean rear?

  • Naked Bunny with a Whip

    Smooth as an android’s bottom.

  • Anonymous

    “Smooth as a baby’s behind” isn’t even remotely risque.  I don’t think any parent would have looked at that and thought “oh my goodness such horrible mind-poisoning words!”

  • Anonymous

    Well played, sir!