Remember that bubble yesterday? A Green Lantern must be honest and without fear?
How’d Hal get the job again?
Oh no! The…the…lamp lighter? Seriously? Maybe that’s not fear, maybe it’s just nausea.
We all know this was part of Hal’s hazing ritual, the lamplighter was there to put some light on Hal’s ass so the jury could judge whetther it was magnificent enough to let him become a GL.
He’s not scared–he just has to go to the bathroom really bad.
That costume doesn’t have any zippers or buttons…hmm.
Hal got the job because the ring was lazy. If it couldn’t be bothered to go an extra few miles to find Guy Gardner, how much can we really expect out of it?
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