The Flash Was a Dick

Tuesday, November 17th, 2009 @ 12:00 am | The Flash, What Were They Thinking

Jay Garrick was really a very juvenile character in a lot of ways. Take this story, in which he decides that the best way to disarm a thug is to… well, you’ll see:

The Flash was all about dominance.

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  1. Dierna Says:

    How did he know it was an invisible man if he wasn't able to see who was there?

    I wonder if the twin brother was thinking “I should run now…”

  2. sezaar Says:

    Well if you hear a voice and you're being undressed it's either an invisble man or a god. Somehow I'd prefer the first.
    Somehow I still prefer the Flash and his misschief than the asshole-acts of psycho-Supes or Dr. “i'll kill those aliens I just met” Strange. The only who can get away with mudah is Zatara because he is so cool.

  3. J'onn D'oh Says:

    Love the expression on Beatnik Badguy: 'Oh, crap! I remember this from prison!'

  4. Naryldor Says:

    LOL!

  5. mrperson Says:

    How'd he get a full sentence out without being seen, I wonder.

  6. HellRazor Says:

    Note how the Flash seems to take an extra spin right around the guy's crotch area.

  7. Dr. Novakaine Says:

    Flash, you're supposed to disARM, not disROBE.

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  9. kevinCwalsh Says:

    Dude you have too much free time!

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    I put to you, sir, that you do not have *enough*

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  12. kevinCwalsh Says:

    You may be right, stranger things HAVE happened.

  13. Anonymous Says:

    You may be right, stranger things HAVE happened.

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