July 7, 2010 

The Robot Queen

Is a vitch with a capital v.

“You don’t look anything like your jdate picture!…Now you, lackeys, find my female robot mind pretty shinies to play with our DIE!”


  • Mancer

    …it might be that I have a “dirtier than normal” mind, but my brain went to toys to entertain her… more like the ones that need D batteries than AA's, if ya catch my meaning.

  • Naryldor

    Glad to know I wasn't the only one who thought about that…

    “Mouse-size”? Good heavens, I hope to never ever come across one of those!

  • madwoman

    Boy, that's the worst case of PMS or sexual frustration I've ever seen.

  • jackncsy

    To smelt is to remove the metallic portion from ore. Is she threatening to refine them? I think a scarier threat would be MELTING.

  • DrNovakaine

    “You are a nice person. We cannot have that.” Apparently, she is not the kind of ruler who leads by kindness.

  • Hellrazor

    I always wondered whatever happened to my ex-wife.

  • Hellrazor

    I always wondered whatever happened to my ex-wife.rn