November 4, 2009 

Want to Be a Cop?

It’s easy, just ask The Flash!



Just ask, then when they say no, steal someone clothing. Then be a jerk and ask some more.

What’s interesting is that Jay takes the time to become a detective instead of just solving the murder.

“Hmm, I could bring the killer to swift justice, but maybe I should give him a head start.”

Sporting of him.


  • http://flickr.com/photos/sedary_raymaker/ Naked Bunny with a Whip

    This is the comic that inspired Barry Allen to become a cop. And that's terrible.

  • Dierna

    “Make me a cop or else you won't have anybody to solve the murder that hasn't been reported yet I somehow know about….If you don't make me a cop you get a swirly!”

  • http://flickr.com/photos/sedary_raymaker/ Naked Bunny with a Whip

    Isn't Flash the prime suspect now?

  • Dierna

    *lol* Yep….basically he is since he knew about it before anybody else.

  • Dr. Novakaine

    Hey, at least he goes to all the trouble. Superman would barge in and dick around like he owned the place.

  • http://sezaarsez.wordpress.com/ sezaar

    That's some fine detective work there Flash: “The burglars ate cold turkey”, now that could be a clue”. The man will have the case cracked in no time.

  • madwoman

    Good God, Flash talks and acts like a 7-year-old.

  • madwoman

    Good God, Flash talks and acts like a 7-year-old.rn

  • Eye-Roller Lass

    Actually, that kind of makes sense. If Jay becomes an honest-to-goodness law enforcement officer, the murderer won't be able to question the legality of his arrest later.
    But did you really need to rip off half of that poor policeman's arm, Jay? Wasn't enough to just reduce him to his undewear and scare him so bad his ear got poity? Not cool, man, not cool.
    (pardon mon anglais :)

  • Eye-Roller Lass

    Actually, that kind of makes sense. If Jay becomes an honest-to-goodness law enforcement officer, the murderer won’t be able to question the legality of his arrest later. rnBut did you really need to rip off half of that poor policeman’s arm, Jay? Wasn’t enough to just reduce him to his undewear and scare him so bad his ear got poity? Not cool, man, not cool.rn(pardon mon anglais :)