Batman, while crashing through a window: “Nothing can stop…BATMAN!”
Villian: “OK, we got enough other heroes.”
Batman: “Hey, that’s not the deal! You could at least try.”
Hawkman is the drama queen, I see. “That’s my department!” Hoo-hoo-hoo…
They should slap a Health & Safety report on that mask of Hawkman’s. It’s nose has already taken Flash’s eye out and now it’s poking into Wonder Woman’s.
you know…you go all hardass on the superstitious, cowardly lot, then mope because they’re too scared to confront you. Must have been a slow week in the ol’ Batcave.
April 7th, 2009 at 6:55 am
Batman’s so depressed that his ears fell off.
April 7th, 2009 at 6:58 am
Bruce, stop talking about Batman in the third person. You’re in costume now.
Someone needs to put Barry down for a nap.
April 7th, 2009 at 8:07 am
What the hell has WW been using on her hair that makes Flash so teary-eyed? They should investigate villains who use allergens.
April 7th, 2009 at 9:22 am
What´s Space Ghost doing there?! Wrong universe, buddy!
April 7th, 2009 at 10:05 am
“Man, that hurts!”
The Caped Crusader, ladies and gentlemen.
April 7th, 2009 at 11:42 am
Batman, while crashing through a window: “Nothing can stop…BATMAN!”
Villian: “OK, we got enough other heroes.”
Batman: “Hey, that’s not the deal! You could at least try.”
Hawkman is the drama queen, I see. “That’s my department!” Hoo-hoo-hoo…
April 7th, 2009 at 12:53 pm
Batman: They left me alone. Nobody likes me! Wah!
Superman: They left me alone. I must be too AWESOME.
April 7th, 2009 at 3:14 pm
They should slap a Health & Safety report on that mask of Hawkman’s. It’s nose has already taken Flash’s eye out and now it’s poking into Wonder Woman’s.
April 7th, 2009 at 3:36 pm
So Batman’s all emo that the villians don’t care enough to try to kill him and Hawkman’s just emo all the time….
“My soul mate hates me!! Waaa!”
April 7th, 2009 at 6:04 pm
Is that why they blew up their building? Poor bastards…
April 7th, 2009 at 6:08 pm
you know…you go all hardass on the superstitious, cowardly lot, then mope because they’re too scared to confront you. Must have been a slow week in the ol’ Batcave.
April 7th, 2009 at 6:55 pm
‘Whining continues on 4th page following’
April 7th, 2009 at 7:59 pm
Batman, why don’t you make yourself useful and use your detective skills to point out Superman’s faulty logic?
April 8th, 2009 at 1:28 am
Love how Wonder Woman is the only proactive one.
WW: “Hey, why don’t we actually go out and do something about this threat instead of standing around and whining about how bad we’ve got it?”
Everyone Else: “Nah, we’re gonna stand around and whine about how bad we’ve got it.”
April 8th, 2009 at 11:22 am
And just why doesn’t the Card Gang have any kryptonite to use on Supes? Man, that stuff was everywhere back then.
April 11th, 2009 at 9:43 pm
>Batman: They left me alone. Nobody likes me! Wah!
>Superman: They left me alone. I must be too AWESOME.
Well … I’ve got to say that does sort of sum up the difference between the two of them.
April 24th, 2009 at 4:37 pm
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