Batman, while crashing through a window: “Nothing can stop…BATMAN!”
Villian: “OK, we got enough other heroes.”
Batman: “Hey, that’s not the deal! You could at least try.”
Hawkman is the drama queen, I see. “That’s my department!” Hoo-hoo-hoo…
Gaz
Batman: They left me alone. Nobody likes me! Wah!
Superman: They left me alone. I must be too AWESOME.
Dandy
They should slap a Health & Safety report on that mask of Hawkman’s. It’s nose has already taken Flash’s eye out and now it’s poking into Wonder Woman’s.
Dierna
So Batman’s all emo that the villians don’t care enough to try to kill him and Hawkman’s just emo all the time….
“My soul mate hates me!! Waaa!”
sezaar
Is that why they blew up their building? Poor bastards…
sackett
you know…you go all hardass on the superstitious, cowardly lot, then mope because they’re too scared to confront you. Must have been a slow week in the ol’ Batcave.
onion3000
‘Whining continues on 4th page following’
HellRazor
Batman, why don’t you make yourself useful and use your detective skills to point out Superman’s faulty logic?
Maniac Doc
Love how Wonder Woman is the only proactive one.
WW: “Hey, why don’t we actually go out and do something about this threat instead of standing around and whining about how bad we’ve got it?”
Everyone Else: “Nah, we’re gonna stand around and whine about how bad we’ve got it.”
Shiai
And just why doesn’t the Card Gang have any kryptonite to use on Supes? Man, that stuff was everywhere back then.
John Nowak
>Batman: They left me alone. Nobody likes me! Wah!
>Superman: They left me alone. I must be too AWESOME.
Well … I’ve got to say that does sort of sum up the difference between the two of them.
I love old comics like this where Superman’s face looks like it was left blank by the inker and someone else came and drew it in later. It’s always just a little bit too small and makes him look like that Doctor Who alien who’s only a big sheet of skin with a face on it.
Prudynce
I think Batman’s just pissed because the ears fell off his cowl.
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