Women: Threat or Menace?

Monday, July 11th, 2011 @ 8:08 pm | Creepy Relationships, Sexism, What Were They Thinking

Oh no Doc, Don’t marry her!

And just in case it’s not enough that she’s an evil mind-stealing robot lady…

It’s that she’s ugly too.

Remember kids, protect your friends from marrying pretty ladies. They’re really evil spiders! Out to steal your precious bodily juices!

  • Anonymous

    So…Is Doc a robosexual?

  • http://flickr.com/photos/sedary_raymaker/ Naked Bunny with a Whip

    Black widows kill after they mate. I dunno how that is gonna work….

  • http://flickr.com/photos/sedary_raymaker/ Naked Bunny with a Whip

    Apparently so. I thought the cover meant she had hypnotized Doc into thinking she’s human, but no…just into thinking she’s a pretty green robot.

  • http://sezaarsez.wordpress.com/ sezaar

    “the most HILARIOUS, spine-chilling adventure”; yep they don’t even try to deny it.

  • Kingflame81

    Funny stuff right here guys…….Where do you find this stuff?

  • http://sezaarsez.wordpress.com/ sezaar

    No, Tina gave him a potion so he would fall in love with her. Granted from all the other pages displayed here, it’s pretty clear he’s smitten about her.

  • http://flickr.com/photos/sedary_raymaker/ Naked Bunny with a Whip

    A love potion, huh? Probably got it from Lois Lane’s stash.

  • http://flickr.com/photos/sedary_raymaker/ Naked Bunny with a Whip

    Leslie Nielsen would have been a great Doc Magnus in Metal Men: The Movie. Just sayin’.

  • Naryldor

    Apparently, hypnosis is also makin Doc believe he’s patting the female robot’s ass in the midst of their marriage ceremony. Geez Doc, we all know you’re desperate, what with you having to build a female capable of coping with you because no human woman would, but couldn’t you wait until after the wedding party?

  • Saurian200

    “THE UNIQUE METEL MEN HAVE ALWAYS WANTED THEIR INVENTOR TO MARRY A ROBOT — THEIR OWN TINA!”

    So true! The metal men have always been so supportive and understanding or Platinum’s feelings for Doc. Why, I imagine Mercury is especially sympathetic to her right now.

    See cover blurb, I can be a big fat liar too.

  • Anonymous

    I guess the moral of the story is…DON’T DATE ROBOTS!