I forgot to note the issue when I saved the file. Sorry. Um, yeah, that’s not what a “magnetic personality” means, Stan. Saw Transformers yesterday. Not bad. Only two real “What Were They THINKING?!” moments. I’d post them here but don’t know how to make text invisible-but-highlightable.
Wha… Where I come from, we call that “water”. Only when it “dries”, it evaporates rather than freezing. The Marvel Universe must have the oddest physical lawsÂ… As a geekier side note, the next panel features the comic breaking one of their own “laws”. Scott’s optic blasts are supposed to be all force, no heat. […]
“Thank you for cooking Jean. It’s a good thing you are here, for none of us men can cook, as we do not possess ovaries.” “That’s okay professor. I enjoy being nothing more than an object for Warren and Scott to pine after and you to secretly and lecherously lust after as well. I understand […]
Basic science: You don’t light fires, let alone smoke, in an artificial, sealed environment like a space station.
I cannot stop getting annoyed by these panels. Maybe a mandatory physics course would help? For cripe’s sake, who doesn’t know that metal conducts electricity?
He doesn’t just freeze things. He can actually transmute fabric into ice, and perfectly cubed to boot.
Please, someone explain how this would work. Hunter missiles have gadgets in them to sense heat-sources. Iceman’s “ice grenades” are just chunks of ice. How, exactly, can they “seek out” anything? In case your wondering, yes, there’s going to be a lot of “Bad Science” tags on these X-panels.
The below panel, featuring the Eric Masterson Thor, made me laugh. Then I thought about it. You know, I bet if someone grows a beard in comics, he really is unrecognizable. I mean, this is the same genre where a pair of glasses makes Superman blend into the crowd and the same universe where Alicia […]
Oh no! Some odd force has turned Wonder Woman’s Jet inside-out (although the art does a poor job of conveying that. I’ll take the story’s word for it). I have a question! How did purple-overalls guy see what happened to an invisible jet? For that matter, how is he going to watch it?
The idea that “Hey, it’s the Middle East! There’s bound to be oil” or… The thought of Superman wearing a pinky-ring. I mean, what the huh?
This may top all the bad science in any DC comic ever. The sound you hear is my brain starting to overheat. Thor is, of course, completely talking through his helmet. He’s a Norse God. What knowest he of anti-matter? He’s totally bluffing. “Mayhap if I spin mine magic hammer, I can convince them I […]
From the Silver-Age Origin of Earth-2 Giganta… “Yes! It worked!!! I have evolved this ape into a human being… and somehow given it clothing in the process!” Ghu? It was really weird how Wonder Woman suddenly became the adventures of Earth-2 Wonder Woman. Not as weird as one of her arch-foes being an evolved gorilla […]
“Hey, they’re just dinosaurs. It’s not like anything I do in the past will change history, right Mer-boy?” “Jawhol.” That’s Mer Boy, who competes with the Bird Boy mentioned in yesterday’s panel for some Wonder Lovin’. Diana, young Diana and Donna each had an avian and aquatic suitor. There’s a bunch of stories where Steve […]
Check this out Aren’t those moons huge? Since moons only reflect solar illumination, would they actually be brighter? And if they were, then wouldn’t “night” technically be when the sun came out, not the moon? What would the tidal forces involved be like? I need to have a sit-down.
Deaging is fascinating. Apparently, deaging changes your costume too.
How, exactly, do you hide behind an invisible chair on an invisible jet with an invisible hull? Of course, what’s better is that they get away with itâ€¦
I give you the crack-tasticness that was Wonder Woman Volume One, Number Seven I was unaware Nurse-Secretary was an actual rank with a set uniform. I also love that the Amazons have a time-viewer, and they’re using it to check out future fashions. Great use of technology, gals! Why is Wonder Woman talking about her […]
Stop me if you’ve heard this oneâ€¦ How do you make copper wire? Give two (insert ethnic group) a penny. I pity the first car that tries to drive over that bridge. Incidentally, that comes from Wonder Woman #98, the first retcon of her origin. I would have scanned the entire issue due to amazing […]
Golden Age comics are very educational. I did not know “ward off” meant to “attract to my person, frying me to a crisp”. Did you? Hi to everyone from “All The Rage”.
I love Wonder Woman’s invisible plane. From the original non-aerodynamic design to the fact that people always seem to see it coming despite the whole “invisible” aspect. I also love the situations it gets her in. Um, if you only control it vocally, then why is there a stick? It used to be mental control, […]
Ladies and gents, I give you Wonder Woman 22, where the master villain is an evil cosmetologist. No, really. His master plan is actually kind of smart: make Hollywood types seem all pale via a special ray, and then they come to him to treat said cure. Clever. Or so it seems, until he tries […]
This is something that really bugs me: Okay, I thought, as I read issue one, maybe he ordered two specific types of fabrics, each in a set color. I can buy that. Wait no, this one says he can actually “feel” color. Howe the HECK do you feel color? They finally try to explain it […]
Okay, so any idiot knows that sound doesn’t travel in a vacuum, right? Not the idiots at DC, it seems: The heck? Anyone hae any ideas how this would work?
Here’s a pretty odd sequence: Okay, this starts really well. Suspenseful, even. Wow. Awesome image. And then, it falls apart. Bats… don’t… have… stingers. Now BUGS, they have stingers. I guess the source of data they used was Calvin’s school paper. Â
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