What is, a telepath, exactly? Someone who can read minds, of course. So, how exactly do you prevent a telepath from reading said mind? Oh it’s easy Gosh, that Wisdom of Solomon is impressive, ain’t it? Â
Yes, yes they do! Heâ€™s on fire underwater. I love it.
Mmmm. So to protect herself from the phallus, the female Sea Devil only has one “weapon”, a hole in which she traps the phallus? Either some comic pros need some therapy very badly, or I do.
For the love of Aunt Petunia, can someone explain how this could work? That’s a wall he’s pulling together, not a pair of curtains. Brick and mortar. If I were more of a blatant Superdickery rip off, I’d put a picture of Morbo the newsalien and add a caption “WALLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!”.
Neither can sound, Chatty Cathy. Also, while I have your attention, I have a serious question about the below panel: Is “knockt” a word? I can’t find it anywhere. Maybe Reed invented it?
My evidence? Positive and Negative poles don’t repel each other. They attract. This is third grade science, people!
On a routine mission, Johnn Storm almost killed the entire FF. How? By burning up all the oxygen in a sealed environment. Selfish little bugger. (I guess his chair is made of asbestoses).
Slide Projector Vision? Are you serious?
Why can’t they just call it “Dues Ex Machina vision” and be done with it.
Why? Because it’s set in Gay City. What do we know about Gay City? Well, we know that there’s a strange malady that seems incurable. We also know that it’s no place for a woman. Superman’s excited. Wonder why? Ah. Up for a wee bit of R&R I suppose. I wonder if he’s a top […]
First I would like to say that the gentleman in the below panel is not Batman. He’s just a guy at a costume party. One way you can tell is very evident: Batman knows the right way to take someone’s pulse. From Flash v1 #276.
Since my earlier post was not 100 percent on target, here’s a “bonus” I love when Superman uses his “X-Ray” vision in bizarre ways. This time, we see him using it for some kind of mechanical telepathy.
In Action Comics #252, we learn an interesting fact about Kal-El: Wait. exhale and oxygen don’t really fit together. Oh no! Superman must have failed Grade School Science and is actually killing all those soldiers with Carbon Dioxide (and garlic breath)!
So this bad guy has the Golden Age Flash trappedâ€¦ Hey, thatâ€™s a great idea! Wait, so â€œcolorlessâ€ means pink? And for that matter, would an â€œodorlessâ€ gas induce coughs? Butâ€¦ if itâ€™s colorless and odorless, how can he be sure that itâ€™s dissipated? This guy is nowhere near as good a planner as I […]
This one just bugs me. 1) Why is Batman Scuba Diving in a cape? Why not just put on chains? Fabric gets HEAVY when it’s wet. Plus, there’s the issue of aquadynamics. 2) Killer whales don’t eat humans. Period. Sorry, no funny today. Just stupid.
Ah for the days of the Satellite Era JLA! The camaraderie, the annual JSA/JLA team-ups, the roaring fireplace. Wait… The roaring fireplace? What kind of idiots would put a fireplace on a space-station? You just know one of the characters who can survive in space unaided dreamed this up, like Superman or J’onn. “Oh I […]
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