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241

“More Hot Buns?”

May 19, 2006

“Not in front of my sister, Crystal!” Actually, the real gem is “Every girl can be domestic, Johnny… when it matters.” Gag. Also, what are the odds that an Inhuman girl who’s never been part of mainstream society is going to know how to make buns?

242

Sue Knows Her Place II

May 18, 2006

Reed likes ’em butch, I guess. <i>Edit: Counting this one for the “female” drinking game</i>

243

I Need To Apologize.

May 17, 2006

Not to you, dear readers, but to Roy Thomas. Yes, Roy Thomas, whose Avengers run I have repeatedly slammed as being one of the most sexist things Ive ever read. In his FF run, it is Roy Thomas who developed Sue Richards into more than just the woman Reed Richards yells at. He turned her […]

244

Taking the Dumb Blond Thing Too Far.

May 15, 2006

I know Reed is mister super-genius and all, but the below panel kind of defies all logic. She’s too dumb to think of a name for her own kid? Even though she has a recently dead father? Can she at least tie her own shoes?

245

Oh Reed!

May 12, 2006

From FF 45: From FF 47 From FF 107 So seriously, why’d he even marry her? Just to shut her up? He talks nicer to Doom!

246

Reed’s Right, of Course!

May 10, 2006

The Cosmic Rays did more than just give Sue the power of invisibility. They also made her an invertebrate. That said, how can you not love “Go polish a test tube”? We all know what she meant.

247

Sue Knows Her Place.

Apr 28, 2006

Once Reed puts her in it, of course. I guess Reed believes in a variation of  “women should be seen and not heard”, eh?

248

See? Sue is TOO Useful.

Apr 27, 2006

Just ask Reed! I find it cute that he calls it his morale.

249

I Love Lois.

Apr 18, 2006

Superman #45: Lois “gets superpowers” via hypnotism (meaning Superman followers her around doing super-feats) – and then men no longer find her attractive. Of course, Lois can’t be having with that, so she begs the person who hypnotizes her to undo it: Lois slapping the stuffing out of Clark almost makes it worth the message […]

250

How Can You Tell a Real Man?

Apr 5, 2006

Check the guy on the far left: Even facing certain death, he can’t resist scoping out his killer’s chest. Now that’s a real man.

251

Two Today.

Mar 28, 2006

1) More About Those Darn Girls. Dames sure are flighty, ain’t they? All they think about are clothes. 2) Superman, Lover of Animals. “Don’t judge me with your puny human morals!”

252

Why Women Are Bad Reporters II

Mar 17, 2006

Finally, we find out how Kal-El really feels. So she disproves him and ends up locking three guys in jail. Clark’s reaction?

253

Why Women Make Bad Reporters.

Mar 15, 2006

Gosh, girls sure are useless, aren’t they?

254

Lois Realizes Why Superman Can’t Be With Her.

Mar 10, 2006

Bear with me gang, this one’s long. In Superman #61, Lois has an epiphany. You see, the reason Superman won’t date her must not be anything substantial like say, her shrewish personality, but something else. Something vastly more important… …like her haircolor. It doesn’t exactly go over well. I love Superman’s reaction, “I do not […]

255

More From Super Role Model.

Mar 9, 2006

I bet the folks at ERA loved Supergirl comics.

256

How To Win a Man, the Argo City Way.

Mar 7, 2006

Yes, that’s right Kara, don’t want to show any kind of spine. That’d be unladylike.

257

Superman #7 Features what May be the Greatest Story of All Time.

Feb 18, 2006

Why? Because it’s set in Gay City. What do we know about Gay City? Well, we know that there’s a strange malady that seems incurable. We also know that it’s no place for a woman. Superman’s excited. Wonder why? Ah. Up for a wee bit of R&R I suppose. I wonder if he’s a top […]

258

What DO You See in the “Truth Mirror” Lois?

Feb 16, 2006

“Oh Dear G-d! I’m a horrible caricature of a woman! A nosy shrew who spends all her time scheming to entrap the world’s greatest hero into marrying me by exposing his secret identity and blackmailing him! I’m a creepy stalker! Noooooo!!!!”

259

Proper Adult Escort.

Jan 30, 2006

Wait, so the guy won’t admit an underage, nubile girl traveling alone, but had she been with a “proper” escort it’s okay? Do they also charge by the hour?

260

The LoShH Fashion Show Finale: The Swimsuit Competition.

Jan 27, 2006

Let’s wrap up our fashion show with a look at what the well-dressed 30th Century teenages is wearing. Our first contestant is Tasmia “Shadow Lass” Mallor. This Talokian Tease was the first Legionnaire to wear beachwear into combat. let’s have a looksee, shall we? Next up is that regal lady, Princess Projectra. I actually do […]

261

This One’s Just Painful.

Jan 9, 2006

Imagine if David Duke came out with a children’s book featuring an African-American protagonist…. Roy “Girls are Stooopid” Thomas presents a book where the female Avengers are manipulated by a militant feminist, in one of the most painful to read stories ever (I’m not saying Roy Thomas is quite on that level, but this book […]

262

“The Revolt of the Girl Legionnarires”!

Dec 12, 2005

Ah, Adventure Comics # 368. Great, great story. Evil leader of a Matriarchal society uses some odd device to both supercharge the powers of the girl Legionnarires and also control their minds. What I really like about this story is that at no point do they do the heavy-handed “Matriarchies are WRONG” thing, instead saying […]

263

“That Women’s Lib Malarky”

Dec 10, 2005

Sorry, left my Treo at home Friday. Happy Hogan, ladies and gentleman – yet another in a long line of Marvel smooth talkers! “I ain’t so sure I like you using all dem big words, lady. Now go bake me a pie.”

264

Seriously, I Would Have Killed Him Too.

Jul 26, 2005

That’s right Wanda. Now go bake me a pie, woman! And people wonder why she singled out Clint Barton.

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